8 years ago (4/01/05)
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24 year-old male from i live in wade not hurley|
Elton John and Clown from Slipknot are my role models.
I accept all random friend request.
Well what else can I say about myself I like Candle light dinners while gazing into the person I'm sharing this dinner with. Going and taking a nice stroll on the beech where we can lay down and stare at the stars while reciting poetry.
Interested? Yes I am
||I guess " The morning after"I guess since I talk bout it i might as well post the script for the first episode and see what people think of it.... So here it is "The morning after" P.S. (A) stands for Angelofski which is me and (K) stands for Kyrobe which is my friend J......|
A: Ahhhh..... God..... I'm never drinking again.......
K: STOP YELLING...... damn dude...
Lady: Cleaning lady!.... Let me in...
K: GO AWAY! Come back later!
A: Hey, Kyrobe..
A Stop yelling.
K:Shut it angel.
Lady: Ok I come back later you two.
K:O god I have to take a slam.
A: Good luck trying to get your butt plate off.
K: O it's no problem.
A: Huh? I couldn't ever get mine off i had to get a anal cathater(i know i spelled that wrong)put in.
K:Don't you mean like a bed pan?
A: No it's like a regular Cathater .... but analy....
K: You just like things stuck up your ass.
A: Is that a crime?
K: No, just a little strange.... How big is it?
A: 8 inches... used to have a 12 inch but walked bo-legged to much.
K: Does it hurt?
A:O no feels quite lovely just put some KY Jelly on it and it slides in.... It hurts like a mother fucker dude it's a 8 inch tube in my ass what do you think?
K: That's why I asked.
A: I really hate you.
K:Right... Where's john?
A: How the hell should I know.
K: Just asking dude.
A: Maybe he went to get some ice or food.
K: Ok well i'm goin to go take that slam now without something lodged up my ass.
A I wish you could see my facial expression right now.
K:HA hA..... I'll see you in 30 mins...
A: Watch out for ground eels.
K:The hell is that?
K: Right dude..
K: Angel Angel come look at this!
A:What is it ground eels? Do i need the camera?
K:No its not a ground eel! There's a message in my shit!
A: A message in your crap? What's it say?"I". Is this like that time you got a message in your cereal....oooooo.....
K: Dude! Seriously get in here!
A: OK OK I'm coming
A: Holy Hell
K Hell wasn't Holy
A: What's it say?
K:I dunno read it.
Message: I have kidnapped your prescious John And will not return him unless you bring to me what you stole that day... And yess I hid this message in your ass I figured you would defiantly find it there. How dide i get it up there I used some of angel's KY Jelly of course that sick freak uses to stick that dildo up his ass....
K: Dude.... you told me it was a anal cathater....
A: Shut up and read!
Message: I'm not wierd for sticking it up there... Whne you have what I need call me toll free at 1-800-brute
A: Dude that's messed up.
K: Ya I know he can't do that.... He can only have four numbers at the end not five.
A: I'm goin to go breathe through a pastic bag now.
A little long ya.... But please I need critcism ( dotn know how to spell that word) but i need negative things said and see my flaws and know wether it is funny or not .... so please post you comments no matter how bad they may be on the comments and tell me how you think it could be better.
||School, and work.|
||February 11th, 1989|
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