||Humor- Video Game StyleWhile on a break from Homework I recently found this joke on Halo.bungie.org from a recent Halo joke contest. Even though I have no girl and am bound to stay this way, I still find this piece humorous Please enjoy|
Exhausted with her husband spending countless hours in front of the television playing Halo, a wife begs her husband to stop letting his 'mind rot out' and to focus on literature and the fine arts as a way to spend time.
After months of her efforts badgering her husband to quit his game, he finally submits and joins her in frequent trips to the opera and quiet evenings, nestled up next to a fire with a good book. After a few weeks, the wife is so pleased with her husband, she offers to let him play Halo again, and because he would participate in her activities, she would watch him play.
After a few hours, the wife, attempting to find a meaningful message in Halo, chimed in to her husband, "Halo is such a romantic story, the Master Chief and Cortana have the essential elements for a healthy relationship."
She continued, "They rely on each other and work as a team, each one being equal. They go to exotic places together and face all of their battles as one. Not to mention the jewelry."
"Jewelry?" the husband asked, confused.
"Oh yes," she said, "the Master Chief gave Cortana a ring 10,000 kilometers in diameter! Halo is a wonderful love story, don't you agree? It can really apply to our relationship."
"You're right," the husband decided, after some thought, "Halo does have a lot in common with a great love story - a man gives a woman a ring, symbolizing the destruction of all life in his galaxy."