10 things I can't do at Hogwarts.1) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.2) I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 3) I will not yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 4) I will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand. 5) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force". 6) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 7) I am not allowed to refer to myself as a Jizard, combination of a Jedi and a Wizard. 8) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals. 10) I will not send Lupin a flea collar for his birthday. ...I just had to |
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