Beard Contest!!

Aloha folks, I hope your Memorial day weekend is going well so far. I recently convinced my girlfriend to join the site, so you guys should go say hello to her and participate in her beard contest.

I totally expect to see some great beards from the community. PS, you can totally make a fake beard and wear it. Go now!

11 months ago | Comments (42) | + 140 Cool

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TheShortGuy

Sponsor

Dammit, Jack, cant you do this in November when there is already a dedicated month for it and not during the summer when its already surface-of-the-sun temperatures outside?

11 months ago | + 6 Funny

sly25

I'm pretty sure nothing can beat Seneca Crane's beard.

just saying

11 months ago | + 2 Cool

Jasmer

.......agreed... dayum

#1 Posted 11 months ago

GreyStache

The Trinity

I just shaved :'( And my beard was bangin' before I did

11 months ago | + 2 Funny

VJpancakes

Breakfast

we get it jack, your getting laid, quit rubbing it in XD

11 months ago | + 1 Funny

MrTankU

The Band Zee Zee Top are the current champs

11 months ago | + 1 Funny

CRedURDead

Bitter sweet irony....it's the stuff the internet lives off of

#8 Posted 11 months ago

MrTankU

lol indeed

#9 Posted 11 months ago

RaD_CaD

I thought you were going to say you convinced your girlfriend to grow a beard...

11 months ago | + 1 Funny

raz0rblade

RIP Ridley

Nobody on the site is going to out-beard damnclem........that beard of his is probably starting to develop into a sentient form of life by now. But here's my contribution to the contest:

As you can plainly see, the majority of my hair has migrated away from my head and down to my face over the years.

It's also a good thing you posted this journal now, because my beard needs to get trimmed this weekend. My beard is officially too long when my mustache whiskers start getting caught underneath the pop-tabs on a can of Coke. I'm sure anyone who's ever experienced this phenomenon will agree that that shit hurts

BIG TIME.

11 months ago | + 1 Ditto

mrGriff

I Hate Retro

Good lord she's beautiful...You lucky son of a gun.

11 months ago | + 1 Ditto

Jasmer

I AFUKKINGREE GOOD GOD JACK WHERE DID U FIND THIS CHICK!

#1 Posted 11 months ago

forsizzle

CAN'T.......GROW.......BEARD......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 months ago

3starorion

Over 9000

It's on.

11 months ago

zrobinson

I believe the winners of this contest would have to be most of the presidents that came between Abe Lincoln and Benjamin Harrison. Especially Chester Arthur.

11 months ago

SKing427

......fuckberries i shaved.....i wish i knew this was gonna happen ><

11 months ago

Dirt410

WAIT FOR IT

I told you at the pax east after party and I'll tell you again; you are the luckiest guy in the world to have a gf who likes beards so much

11 months ago

HBR037

Jack, bad decision having her join the site.
Michevious people are about.

11 months ago

leadenema

:O you done good jack...your girlfriend is smokin'. we are all jealous

11 months ago

THERIGBOSS

RvB 11

No one can beat Jack's beard. I mean who else's beard has their own Twitter Account?
twitter.com/#!/Jack_P_Beard

11 months ago

robnbomb

Im Batman

Do we get your award for it? and by your award I mean some of Geoff's beer of course.

11 months ago

WIlhelmgrimm

Balderdash

11 months ago

Red420

Guardian2013

Way to go Jack living the nerd dream playing video games for work and having a cute girlfriend.

11 months ago

TBSWK

OBEY

DaCuban needs to enter this contest right now.

11 months ago

DaCuban

Nic Cage

I didn't make the Zeus beard. Doesn't look that great on me anyway.

#1 Posted 11 months ago

TBSWK

OBEY

Oh, you're being modest

#2 Posted 11 months ago

LeGioNofZioN

I know I live in Toronto - but isn't it a bit warm for beard growth ? (unlike the sierra's we had no snow this past weekend today is hitting 32 celsius - with humidex its almost 40)

And If you're not sure how warm 40 is in celsius ask Barbara. Its really hot.

11 months ago

Zeddy0525

RTXBound

Looks like your going to have some competion for best beard on earth

11 months ago

crunchbite22

Pretty sure I won.

11 months ago

jaystark

i wonder if mine would've looked like yours jack if i let it grow out. mine got pretty close before last summer. i have a shot of it on my profile

11 months ago

SilentEmmet

Does a goatee count?

11 months ago

CRedURDead

Wish I could participate Jack, but my job only allows mustaches...and I'm not sure my wife would appreciate me looking like a creeper...

11 months ago

Provennoble

What a coincidence, I have to go out and get a fake beard tommorow for a video that me and my friends are shooting on monday......I play the role of Jessus

11 months ago