The way the world Ends
Heres another Instalment of death to humanity however i changed the name for the sake of over using it. By the way all of the folowing lawsuits won (except the last one) at least $10,000
Kathleen of Austin Texas, sued the owner of a funiture store after she broke her ankle tripping over HER OWN SON, who was running around in the store.
Carl of los angeles california sued his neighbor after his neighbor ran over his hands while carl was trying to steal his hubcaps.
Kara of Claymont delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor knocking out her two front teeth. Kara was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avioud paying the $3.50 cover charge
An idiot sued Michael Jordan because he says Michael Jordan looks like him. This supposedly causes people everywhere to approach him.
He sued Michael Jordan AND the founder of Nike, Phil Knight, for $832 million dollars.
And guess who was the lawyer representing this moron?
You know your multi-million dollar case is retarded when you can't even get a lawyer.
If this dude had even 1 braincell, he would use his Michael Jordan look-alike status to make money. Like by standing in Times Square in New York City and selling autographs to stupid tourists. Or by getting free meals at every restaurant.
Obviously this numbskull enjoys the attention because he shaves his head like Michael Jordan and also wears an earring.
Hey dope! You can't sue somebody because you look like them!
This would be like if Rosie O'Donnell sued the moon. Or if Paris Hilton sued an anorexic pelican.