Darkwolf3721

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23 year-old male from Orange, CA
It is my opinion, as well as a scientifically proven fact, that pie is better than cake. Anyone that says otherwise is a communist.

P.S. Ninjas are way cooler than pirates.

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Ninja Cold Hard FactsNinja Cold Hard Facts, as seen on /www.entertheninja.com

* Ninja don't sweat.

* Bullets can't kill a ninja.

* Ninja invented skateboarding

* Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

* Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

* Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

* Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

* Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

* Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

* Ninja invented the internet.

* Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

* Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

* Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

* Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

* Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

* Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

* Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

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