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25 year-old male from Ballarat, Australia
D.O.D.D.Y.: Device Optimized for Destruction and Dangerous Yelling | Latest Post | |
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Headache??We live in a time where I am the most powerful man on the planet, and at times after I've had brillant battles with strange aliens, grown a monkeys tail and screamed alot I get those nasty head pains. Sometimes I feel as if I should beat out my brains with a hammer, but now there is a subtle approach to removing those awful head pains. Introducing Alphabang, this is brillantly designed tablet and we shall explain how it works, the tablet is inserted in your mouth where it quickly splits up. The first part acts as a decoy, luring the unexpecting headache out, the second and third move around back to cut of all escape routes, numbers five and six dressed as old women move closer to ask for help across the road, numbers seven to nine pull up in a van and begin shouting slander at the aformentioned headache, this causes the headache's to quickly become distracted and cause him to start through punches at them, while this is in progress ten and eleven roll up and arrest him, number twelve fills out the paper work and number thirteen makes comments about it's wife and number 14? well his just there for the ride. This new technology is sure to remove even the worst of head pains.
Brought to by Swinging Moose Corp. More Moose then you can handle.
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Benjamin | | Occupation |
Student | | Birthday |
July 17th, 1987 | | Interests |
Apart from your Mum.... | | DODDY'S... | | | Music |
Oh Music...Abit of this then a spray of that make sure you put some of that in and then stir throughly....let sit for a while it will grow on you and then you have my music | | Movies |
Butterfly Effect Donnie Darko Interview With A Vampire Queen Of The Damned The League of Extrodinary Gental Men Underworld Van Helsing The Dark Crystal Fight Club Pirates of the Caribbean The Godfather Anything By Monty Python Oh Kill Bill 1 & 2 The Last Samuari Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels Snatch The Matrix Trilogy Lord of the Rings Movies Back to the Future Pulp Fiction Office Space....and all that filthy filthy Porn | | TV Shows |
Lots & Lots & Lots of cartoons...you know the ones....like Anime Please Teacher now thats a good one....and The Simpsons Futurama Invader Zim Family Guy |
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