because a guy like tucker means he would rock my fucking world. and he's doctor fuck!
jokes aside, i think i'd want a boyfriend like church. because he is someone who truly cares even though he might not show it. another sign is seeing an rvb character's personality in your friends and comparing them.
When you saw the Mark V Reach action figure you had to buy it because it's blue and is the same model they used for Caboose in Season 9. Of this, I am guilty. I saw him, made it all the way to checkout, and then got out of line to go grab him.
When you try to get everyone you meet to watch it. Everyone. Maybe even your girlfriend. I got my mother addicted to it, and she hates that kind of stuff. Just goes to show the narcotic-like effects of RvB.