I actually had this conversation 10 minutes ago: Me: *looking at news article about some tough boxer guy* Male Co-worker: Yeah, that's the boxing event coming up! *goes off on rant* Me: "Yeah, I was just admiring his-his alien... muscle structure..." Co-worker: *laughs* What? Me: That's just a matter of- pe- perception... oh my god... Co-worker: What? Me: *nervous laugh* I'm sorry, I- I have no idea... so boxing yeah?
I definitely used this yesterday while talking to an automated voice on the phone: "I will fucking stab you, computer phone lady!" followed by "(There is no eleven,) YOU FUCKING WHORE!"
-When you try to work quotes into everyday normal conversations with a fellow RvB and wait to see if they notice. (I'm guilty of that and with non-fans too)
1. When you play halo, you call the Warthog a "Puma 2. When catching an enemy team member in the face with a shotgun blast, you yell a Sargeism and embarrass yourself.
When at a Ren Faire Joust and on the Red Team and shouting, "Suck it, Blue!" at the Blue Knight right before the Red Knight hits him with his lance at full gallop. The lance broke by they way. Pretty awesome.
Also, realizing how old I am and that I have a crush on an animated character in a webseries. There's gotta be some meds for that crazy.
If I'm ever say something is really good or really bad, I inevitably will call it "the best/worst thing ever. Of all time." And if I ever mention Red vs. Blue, I introduce it as "the popular web series, Red vs. Blue".
