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stargategirl
#1   Posted 8 years ago
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There may have been another thread like this one but I have not seen it so this is the reincarnation of that thread.

Here post your favorite quotes, lines, phrases, by any RVB character. Don't fill this board up with useless crap and junk.

Alrighty I will begin with the first of the quotes.

Quote By: Church (And Caboose...a little)
Episode 52


Church: No matter how bad things may seem-
Caboose: They could be worse.
Church: Nope. No matter how things may seem they can't be better and they can't be worse. Because thats the way things fucking are and you had better get used to it nancy so quit your bitching.

Deftereye
#2   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to stargategirl, #1:

Actually this is a good idea...

"No not everything I say eh, er, uh..."
(No! not eveyrthing I said... guh guh, der, duh duh)
"ok thats not funny"
Omega3248
#3   Posted 8 years ago
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"You're Church, knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"- Ep 33
Rogue_two
#4   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Omega3248, #3:

my toes are getting pruney
-caboose ep. 39
Deftereye
#5   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Rogue_2, #4:

"what would you do if someone shot me in the foot? Rub my kneck with Alabera?"-Sarge revived.
spikezrocks
#6   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Deftereye, #5:
In reply to Rogue_2, #4:

"what would you do if someone shot me in the foot? Rub my kneck with Alabera?"-Sarge revived.

Umm, he actually says aloe vera not alabera
Red_Beard
#7   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Falcon4, #7:

"SON OF A BITCH!!!"
-practically half the cast
Games4Wolf
#8   Posted 8 years ago
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Sarge: What would you like to do today dirtbag?
It was one of the PSA's, but I forgot which number it was.

Trainrek
#9   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Games4Wolf, #9:

That would be PSA 4, the Microsuck PDC conference vid and he says "Where do you want to go today? Dirtbag"

Anyway, my favorite line, and Griffs ultimate NUMBER one quote, and I challenge ANYONE to find a better single line for him.

"AHA!!! I knew it! Only a chick'd give ya headache THIS big!"
squeak117
#10   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Trainrek, #10:

distress, distress. oh a whole lot of distress!
ep 54
244
Sponsor
#11   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Trainrek, #10:

One it's Grif. Two it's this from ep 22:

Grif: *sigh* "I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck..."
Church: "And?"
Grif: "And that I'm a girl..."
Church: "What else!?"
Grif: "And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys!"

/me looks smug.
stargategirl
#12   Posted 8 years ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is totally hilarious with the millions of son of a bitch gotta love em.

Why don't you just try, WALKING ON YOUR HANDS! Then you can use your feet for high fives and eating sandwiches. You know the important stuff.
Caboose Episode 25
ShadowStylez
#13   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to stargategirl, #14:

Caboose: Wait, I know how to do this- Dearly beloved
Past Church: No, shut him up. Seriously, shut him up.
Caboose: We are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness together, smuh- speak now… Or forever, rest in peace! With liberty, and justice, for all. The end.

From episode 51. The title is Episode 50 Part 2.
HALOPunisher
#14   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to stargategirl, #1:

Episode 42: (my favorite exchange)

Grif: "Nooooobody knows...the trouble I've seen. Noooobody knows.....but Jesus."
Church: Will you shut up!!
ShadowStylez
#15   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to Falcon4, #17:

Church: The other... wait, you mean O'Malley? Have you seen him?

Mental Church: (high pitched voice) Of course he's seen him you idiot! You think Mister Caboose would miss something like that you skeezy douchebag fuck?

Mental Caboose: I...

Church: Hold on a second. Who the hell are you?

Mental Church: My name is Church, buttwiping assmunch.

Church: This guy's kind of an asshole.

Tex: Yeah, we've met.

Mental Church: And I'm Caboose's best friend, so don't get any ideas about kissing up you limp licking fuck sock!

Church: Okay. There's a lot of stuff in that sentence, that I didn't like.

Episode 32: Me, Myself and You
ShadowStylez
#16   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to tenors2004, #19:

Church: Okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I gotta correct a couple things I'm hearin' here. (to Mental Church) First of all you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!

Mental Church: Shove it, dicksniffer!

Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
ShadowStylez
#17   Posted 8 years ago
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Tucker: Okay. We should be close enough to hack in to their radio frequency. Lopez, get inside Sheila and do your business.

Episode 33: An Audience of Dumb
Godzilla2K4
#18   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to stargategirl, #1:

Gehegurhergurk!
funzo_47
#19   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to tenors2004, #19:
"YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNT, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCARPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK STUFF!!"

--Michael J. Caoose--


ok where is that from??
ShadowStylez
#20   Posted 8 years ago
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Vic: Hello, dude, come in, doctor dude, are you there, hello. Paaaaging doctor dude, to the radio, stat! I need twenty CCs of what the hell's going on there dude.

Episode 34: Aftermath, Before Biology

ShadowStylez
#21   Posted 8 years ago
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Sarge: (running up the ramp with Lopez in tow) Well hello, dirtbags. ...and a fine hello to you, madam.

Donut: It's light red.

Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?

Episode 16: A Slightly Crueler Cruller
mplacki
#22   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to ShadowStylez, #24:

From Episode 2:

Sarge: "Hey Simmons! What's that Michigan lizard? Eats all the goats?"
Simmons: "That'd be the Chupacabra sir."
Sarge: "Hey Grif... Chupathingy, how 'bout that?... I like it. It's got a ring to it."

One of my all-time favorites.
ShadowStylez
#23   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to mplacki, #26:

Um... Sarge said, "Hey Simmons, what's the name of that Mexican lizard, eats all the goats?".
mplacki
#24   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to ShadowStylez, #27:

Oooops... my bad. :-S

But guess what:

"Nobody cares!" (-Simmons and Grif)

:-P
MidnighRaven
Sponsor
#25   Posted 8 years ago
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Pretty much all of Cabose's dialogue. In particular:

I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive! Or ... a cowboy!

And also:
Oh thank god. I thought that was me, because I am blue. And I like to sleep. But if he is dead, then it cannot be me. That would be silly.
ShadowStylez
#26   Posted 8 years ago
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Grif: Man. First he doesn't talk at all, and now we can't get him to shut up. What's he saying?

Simmons: What're you asking me for?

Grif: Well you know, because you're of uh, a Latino persuasion.

Simmons: Simmons isn't a Spanish name, you dumbass. I'm Dutch Irish.

Episode 17: Points of Origin
Mr_Hairball
Sponsor
#27   Posted 8 years ago
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In reply to ShadowStylez, #30:

Donut: "Hey Caboose, have you seen my grenade?"
Caboose: "Yes. I put it in my pants. Maybe I should not have done that."
BOOM!

PSA: 4th of July Safety Tips
Steve6789
#28   Posted 8 years ago
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my favorite quote from redvsblue is when Sarge first is possessed and he says "akeegaherager"!
WatchOut
#29   Posted 8 years ago
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Caboose: I bet I have better vitals than you... What's a vital?

Rogue_two
#30   Posted 8 years ago
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"My Name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate Babies!!!
ep, 40
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