Anyway.....switching gears once again and getting on the real topic....... #38: mod the case to be a personal computer. The four controller slots could be USB ports. And the back could be reto fitted with all the needed ports for all the computer accessories.
#40: grab the handle, and bash nintendo haters over the head with it numerous times.....until they come at you with their XBox, in which case run for your life....
#53 Use it to scare off ignorant gamers from your front porch by throwing it at them (don't worry, its probably sturdy enought to survive the landing and, if it doesn't, Nintendo's great tech support department will probably give you a new one)
Sorry guys, but I honestly think that the arguement over greatest console should just die already. I support the gamecube all the way, but using any game system as a punching bag just doesn't seem like a practical thing to do.