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Ok well since the crash this thread was deleted so i am doing it again and hope it is enjoyed by everyone as much this time as it was the last.
What is the greatest one liner from any character in the RvB series so far
It can be any line by any of the characters.
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Tucker: "I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow."
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tucker - ' where were u gonna shoot it from?the fuckin moon, if u had backed up any further u would of had to male him the bullets'
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This is
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Red Zealot: "I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god {gets beat down} I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream."
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"and tuckers big thing" Caboose
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or "quike tucker get a ladder"
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Caboose: Time
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? Time isn't even made up of lines. It is made up of circles. That is why clocks are round.
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whos the new guy. They new guys pretty full of himself. Caboose
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Sarge: Shutup, Bluetard!
I call my friend this all the time! :P
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"All I hear is that voice telling me to kill all of my friends before they get a chance to kill me...Wait, you don't hear that." - Caboose
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oooh! Sometimes when I can't sleep at night I think of my parents having sex and I get really anrgy for some reason.- Caboose
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My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies. - Caboose
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Blarg...
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"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts." - Caboose
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Take that you stupid duck. ~Sarge
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Tucker: "Oh fuckberries".
I love that word... it rolls off the tounge.
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Definitely the angry Caboose.
"My name is Michael J. Caboose,
AND I EAT BABIES
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Put that in the memo and title it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW! - Sarge
Honk Honk - Alien (Fluffy?)
Look Sarge....A SLEEPING PERSON! - Caboose
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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oooho-oh-oh... this sucks." -Grif
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Sarge: This is the best game since Griffball
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if you put mustard in my sheets again im gona kill you ~Tucker
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Caboose to Tex: I know my name...you can ask me if you forget.
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The best line is this: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
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In reply to CrunchByte,
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I disagree. As a standalone quote, that isn't very good. Only when taken in context is it funny.
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Today is a good day...to teleport! ~Sarge
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"That was
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"Shes a very strong lady"~
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"SHELIA, COME BACK TO ME, I BAKED YOU A MUFFIN" - Caboose
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Look, more sleeping people!
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