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TheOwner
#1   Posted 7 years ago
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Ok well since the crash this thread was deleted so i am doing it again and hope it is enjoyed by everyone as much this time as it was the last.

What is the greatest one liner from any character in the RvB series so far It can be any line by any of the characters.
Aleister
#2   Posted 7 years ago
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Tucker: "I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow."
Presstini
#3   Posted 7 years ago
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tucker - ' where were u gonna shoot it from?the fuckin moon, if u had backed up any further u would of had to male him the bullets'
DiMono
SITE ADMIN
#4   Posted 7 years ago
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This is
hezekiah
#5   Posted 7 years ago
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Red Zealot: "I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god {gets beat down} I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream."
killmore231
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#6   Posted 7 years ago
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"and tuckers big thing" Caboose
killmore231
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#7   Posted 7 years ago
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or "quike tucker get a ladder"
Juwambi
#8   Posted 7 years ago
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Caboose: Time Line? Time isn't even made up of lines. It is made up of circles. That is why clocks are round.
killmore231
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#9   Posted 7 years ago
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whos the new guy. They new guys pretty full of himself. Caboose
LordDeos
#10   Posted 7 years ago
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Sarge: Shutup, Bluetard!

I call my friend this all the time! :P
neo98
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#11   Posted 7 years ago
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"All I hear is that voice telling me to kill all of my friends before they get a chance to kill me...Wait, you don't hear that." - Caboose
Trog_Dor
#12   Posted 7 years ago
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oooh! Sometimes when I can't sleep at night I think of my parents having sex and I get really anrgy for some reason.- Caboose

or

My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies. - Caboose
Raven543
#13   Posted 7 years ago
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Blarg...
GamBeta
#14   Posted 7 years ago
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"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts." - Caboose
Raven543
#15   Posted 7 years ago
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Take that you stupid duck. ~Sarge
hezekiah
#16   Posted 7 years ago
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Tucker: "Oh fuckberries".

I love that word... it rolls off the tounge.
dot_xom
#17   Posted 7 years ago
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Definitely the angry Caboose.

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, AND I EAT BABIES!!!"
IanR1989
#18   Posted 7 years ago
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Put that in the memo and title it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW! - Sarge

Honk Honk - Alien (Fluffy?)

Look Sarge....A SLEEPING PERSON! - Caboose
TakariCritic
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#19   Posted 7 years ago
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooho-oh-oh... this sucks." -Grif
Juwambi
#20   Posted 7 years ago
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Sarge: This is the best game since Griffball
Raven543
#21   Posted 7 years ago
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if you put mustard in my sheets again im gona kill you ~Tucker
Juwambi
#22   Posted 7 years ago
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Caboose to Tex: I know my name...you can ask me if you forget.
CrunchByte
#23   Posted 7 years ago
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The best line is this: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
hezekiah
#24   Posted 7 years ago
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In reply to CrunchByte, #23:

I disagree. As a standalone quote, that isn't very good. Only when taken in context is it funny.
Happymoose
#25   Posted 7 years ago
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Today is a good day...to teleport! ~Sarge
TakariCritic
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#26   Posted 7 years ago
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"That was you?! I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me!"-Caboose
Caboose143
#27   Posted 7 years ago
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"Shes a very strong lady"~Caboose
pyro_117
#28   Posted 7 years ago
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"SHELIA, COME BACK TO ME, I BAKED YOU A MUFFIN" - Caboose
cpjakecp
#29   Posted 7 years ago
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Look, more sleeping people!
cpjakecp
#30   Posted 7 years ago
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Look, more sleeping people! caboose
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