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RidingHood
#1   Posted 7 years ago
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I have not found any thread relating to the red zealot or any of the grunts. I find this ironic. We've all displayed grunt-like behavior while playing Halo, I for one enjoy being a rocket whore. I am not ashamed to stand up and say "I love myself. I act like a kick-ass grunt. I must love grunts!"

"And the word of the Flag was spoken. Can I get a game over?"
gunluva
#2   Posted 7 years ago
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I love grunts! I hope they are added as playable characters in Halo 3. You know. Just to mess around. It'd do good for Machinima.
RidingHood
#3   Posted 7 years ago
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I love the way the Red Zealot's voice cracks. Hoe-larious.
gunluva
#4   Posted 7 years ago
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I liked it in the eppy where Sarge and Caboose first end up in Battle Creek, during the battle, where the red zealot tells everyone to "stop fighting, I posses the blue flag! And you will worship me as a god!" Gets smacked down be the blues "I regret nothing!" lol
RidingHood
#5   Posted 7 years ago
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He lived as few men dared to dream. And I implore you to do the same.
gunluva
#6   Posted 7 years ago
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True. I will go steal a red flag now!
*runs away*
RidingHood
#7   Posted 7 years ago
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No! a blue flag!
RidingHood
#8   Posted 7 years ago
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"We must protect this house!"

Post edited 2/07/06 8:43PM
Kaatman
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#9   Posted 7 years ago
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" I'm going to kill me a red and gut him and eat him right there...." it's an actual quote that is said while Caboose is looking through the window. the quote might not be entierly acurate.
RidingHood
#10   Posted 7 years ago
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"I bash you in the head with my sniper rifle and you die, you fucking noob! Good game everyone! GG man, GG!"
gunluva
#11   Posted 7 years ago
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In reply to RidingHood, #7:

My id says I R blue team therefore, I steal red flags.

RidingHood
#12   Posted 7 years ago
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Yea...but the the blue grunts never get the flag. Dont you want to be successful?
RidingHood
#13   Posted 7 years ago
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Come on. Who doesnt really like the grunts?
ShadowFoxx
#14   Posted 7 years ago
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Caboose doesnt seem to.

*sniper round goes through 3 grunts*
"My name is Michal J. Caboose adn I hate babies!"
RidingHood
#15   Posted 7 years ago
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Caboose forgets and later calls them friends. Or something else.
ShadowFoxx
#16   Posted 7 years ago
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True, but all he needs to do to hate them is to think of kittens....covered in spikes.
Nadlancer
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#17   Posted 7 years ago
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all he needs to do to hate anybody is think of kittens covered in spikes
RidingHood
#18   Posted 7 years ago
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It doesn't last. And therfore, Caboose doesnt officially hate the grunts. The end.
RidingHood
#19   Posted 7 years ago
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We can all learn from the story of Elite killer 617. Who disobeyed the flag, and was cast into the rumble pit, with the spawn killers and the standbyers. And Leet killer 617, fell to his knees and screamed, "Why oh flag, why have thou forsaken me?!" And the flag said unto him, "thou brokest my first commandment of match making. Thou shalt. not. team kill." and the word of the flag was spoken. Can I get a game over?
shrubluvva3
#20   Posted 7 years ago
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Oh yeah, we're back to the basics now. Prepare to taste defeat blues, we're gonna kick your ass! We have become like death, destroyer of worl... Oh no wait, I gotta go take out the trash.
RidingHood
#21   Posted 7 years ago
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It's the Beast! The Anti-Flag! Come to live among us and rule for 7 years! The end is neigh!

Post edited 2/08/06 6:20PM
RidingHood
#22   Posted 7 years ago
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rawr
RidingHood
#23   Posted 7 years ago
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Gah.

Post edited 2/08/06 8:54PM
Kibler
#24   Posted 7 years ago
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this sucks, im leaving
redkixass
#25   Posted 7 years ago
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i'm. confused. maybe i should finish watching season 3, but grunts are part of the covenant (i've never played halo other than multiplayer, but i'm reading the fall of reach)? and the part in battle creek, those are grunts? i thought they were just zealots? hmm *stupid blonde rant from a stupid blonde ranter*
TeaBaggins
#26   Posted 7 years ago
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The unused Zealot rants on the DVD fucking kill me.
RidingHood
#27   Posted 7 years ago
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The grunts are the crazed red and blue guys in Beaver Creek. The special video of them is called Gruntitude.

"The universal fabric is mine to unravel! Mountains will fall! Seas will boil! Day will be as night! People will....run. Chicks will dig me. I'll get good grades. Y'know, stuff like that."
SgTniNjA12
#28   Posted 7 years ago
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yea, but theyre also called zealots. either way you call em, theyre still hilarious. i love the way they hear and shoot at tucker but dont seem to notice tex in episode 71 i think it was. or 70. one of the 70's, you know what i'm talkin about
RidingHood
#29   Posted 7 years ago
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I thought only one of them was really a zealot.
Nadlancer
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#30   Posted 7 years ago
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does it matter?
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