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DumpsterMutt
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#32611   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32610:

It's a trap!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4
DeltaSniper
#32612   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to DumpsterMutt, #32611:

Trying to have you develop a false sense of security and then by "accident" mislabel the links.
SpiderWolve
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#32613   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32610:

Yes, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CLICK THE SECOND LINK.


Ugh.

Go to hell Thumper.
Thumper08
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#32614   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to SpiderWolve, #32613:

Hehehehehe
DumpsterMutt
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#32615   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to DeltaSniper, #32612:

Look what it boils down to is that he burned me once and it won't happen again. He could label them, Adorable Kittens and A Funny My Little Pony Episode, and I'm not clicking a Goddamned thing.
tomii
New Toy
#32616   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to SpiderWolve, #32613:
In reply to Thumper08, #32610:

Yes, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES CLICK THE SECOND LINK.


Ugh.

Go to hell Thumper.

... Didn't seem that bad to me...
HANSjurgen
#32617   Posted 1 year ago
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So my first day of testing for the German Armed Forces Badge for Military Proficiency is over with all go's... anyone got a fancy foreign flair?
Thumper08
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#32618   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to DumpsterMutt, #32615:

Adorable Kittens and A Funny My Little Pony Episode
Click on it, I know you want to
82nd
#32619   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32618:

Now with more singing
DumpsterMutt
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#32620   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32618:

Funny, but nope, ain't clicking. Funny though, I must admit.
MiraSuMuerte
Classhole
#32621   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to HANSjurgen, #32617:

I think Hav's got the best one I've seen so far-..Chilean Commando jump wings, if memory serves.
ah64mech13
#32622   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32608:

Re the second pic; It's a good thing they blurred out her snatch, otherwise that would have been really gross.
DumpsterMutt
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#32623   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to HANSjurgen, #32617:

I have the Thai jump wings. I hear they are the most coveted.
Thumper08
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#32624   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to DumpsterMutt, #32623:

I got wings from an American Airlines stewardess in '96. They don't make those anymore, rare as shit.
DumpsterMutt
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#32625   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32624:

You mean the wings or the stewardess?
Thumper08
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#32626   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to DumpsterMutt, #32625:

Wings=rare, sex fiend stewardess=one of the guys in my unit ploughed one on the flight to NTC, common
82nd
#32627   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32626:

What about a sex fiend stewardess that has yet to have her cherry popped?
tomii
New Toy
#32628   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to 82nd, #32627:
In reply to Thumper08, #32626:

What about a sex fiend stewardess that has yet to have her cherry popped?

How does that work?

...

Oh, wait. I get it. MT says you have a little dick..

Post edited 4/12/12 1:06PM
DumpsterMutt
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#32629   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32626:

Strange; every single chartered flight I've taken anywhere is chock full of very gay male flight attendants, or butt assed ugly female flight attendants.
You're sure your buddy nailed a chick?
Thumper08
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#32630   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to DumpsterMutt, #32629:

Yes
MiraSuMuerte
Classhole
#32631   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32630:

You sound as though you're trying to convince yourself, there.
your_funeral
#32632   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to tomii, #32628:

MT would know. He sees dick every day.
Thumper08
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#32633   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to MiraSuMuerte, #32631:

I had two options:
Option 1) Go on this long diatribe about what she looked like, how i knew she was a woman, etc. etc
Option 2) Just say yes

In reply to your_funeral, #32632:

Well technically so do you
82nd
#32634   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to tomii, #32628:

I never knew MT swung that way....I presume you two got to know each other quite a bit
MiraSuMuerte
Classhole
#32635   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Thumper08, #32633:

They thought Willem Dafoe was woman too, so I don't trust your man-loving judgements. So..Technically, fuck you.



Post edited 4/13/12 9:51AM
tomii
New Toy
#32636   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to 82nd, #32634:

Mostly when we were having a triple play with Eve. When he started playing "tummy sticks" with Adam, though, it kinda grossed me out..
MarineTech
Curmudgeon
#32637   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to tomii, #32636:

At least I wasn't trying to get the snake to mount me. Unlike YOU.

Sick fuck.
JAFOOfficer
#32638   Posted 1 year ago
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I got assigned to Beale AFB for Ops this summer. Anyone know what is out there? they didn't really tell us much.
DumpsterMutt
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#32639   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to JAFOOfficer, #32638:

They didn't tell you much? They might be awash in ladyboys then. Just be careful out there.

(Clearly I don't think this particular topic should die.)
DeltaSniper
#32640   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to JAFOOfficer, #32638:

There is a base

There is a lot of aerial recon there.
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