Johnny : So I here you were playing with Derek's Wii yesterday Gordon : Yes it was fine Johnny : How would you describe it? Gordon : Derek's Wii was too Wii for me.
Edit! Apparently I'm the Wii-tard because I already posted this joke before in here... I must have been trashed cause i don't remember... or I'm just dumb
the wii, is like masturbating a penis if u think about it. i mean, look, there r games were u shake the wiimote, and think how it goes, up and down up down up down up down.
Just joined the community and thought i would add to this thread.
About 4 months ago i popped into my local Game shop just to see what second hand games were available and while i was in there 2 girls came in and asked the shop assistant if they had any Wii fits. No sooner had he told them sorry no they didnt i turned and quickly replied "Well i saw a dwarf in the corner of the shop just now thrashing about on the floor in convulsions, does that not count then ? " Well , the two girls laughed hysterically and exited while the assistant stood with a blank confused look on his face.I smiled at him as i left the store and he scratched his head looking totally bamboozled. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a young lad from Dundee, He owned a console beginning with 3, The very next day, he threw it away, And bought a box we all call the Wii.
I did forget to mention in my post 2 up from this one.My first paragraph is actually a true happening not just a joke i nmade up for here.I actually did that in the shop. !!!
