Every time life closes a door it opens a window... then it sends hoards of zombies through that window to kill and eat you and that's if you’re lucky. Why is that luck alternative is that you turn and attack kill and eat your friends or loved ones. DON'T CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR ON ME YOU FUNKEN BASTARD! I Hate Zombies. Seriously I can handle anything else but zombies. Violence, crime, vampires, werewolves, death herself but walking or running undead masses hungry for my sweet human flesh scares the crap out of me.
