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nvrtrstCHEEZ
nvrtrstCHEEZ
Anti 7
#1   Posted 1 year ago
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Ever think of an ability that sounds kind of awesome or totally random? Well put it here then!

Rules
1. Powers must be extremely unconventional and can also be almost totally useless (Ex. The power to make eggs boil faster)
2. You must also think of a weakness, it can completely unrelated to your power
3. Pics are okay
4. NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE THE POWER TO BREAK MY RULES!!!

I originally made a thread like this in my group forum, but decided to put it here too, hopefully it won't be an epic fail... hopefully

One of my powers would be to turn cheese into skittles, and my weakness would be people with a British accent

FlashDinobot
FlashDinobot
#2   Posted 1 year ago
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1. The power to make your fingernails grow
2. Mr Nail clippers, the evil pair of giant Nail clippers with an..BRITISH ACCENT!
3. Can't find any pics.
4. Breaking these rules will make it not fun!
LungieII
LungieII
#3   Posted 1 year ago
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1.The power to make thing inexplicably flip upside down.
2. Horses wearing woo caps.
middyfrosh
middyfrosh
#4   Posted 1 year ago
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1. The ability to make every dog I see turn into a pineapple.
2. Squirrels that have swallowed nickel-hydride batteries.
3. NO PICTURES HERE. GO ELSEWHERE.
4. Shenangans
Beebop
Beebop
#5   Posted 1 year ago
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1. the power to kill certain species of mosquitoes
2. certain kinds of mosquitoes are fatal
Warbringer95
Warbringer95
Dead Space
#6   Posted 1 year ago
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Cheese vision!
nvrtrstCHEEZ
nvrtrstCHEEZ
Anti 7
#7   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Warbringer95, #6:

you forgot to post a weakness
Ater_Dremora
Ater_Dremora
#8   Posted 1 year ago
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1 The power to extract milk from cheese
2 My only weakness is that i'm alergic to lactose
Nicoma
Nicoma
#9   Posted 1 year ago
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1. The power to put myself in and out of a coma, but only during summer vacation.
2. Weakness is air
Beebop
Beebop
#10   Posted 1 year ago
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1. ablility to shoot lasers from eyes, not the cool lasers just laser pointers.
2. constantly blind
Warbringer95
Warbringer95
Dead Space
#11   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Warbringer95, #6:

The weakness....constipation.

Post edited 12/06/08 4:59PM
nvrtrstCHEEZ
nvrtrstCHEEZ
Anti 7
#12   Posted 1 year ago
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Another one of my powers would be the ability to shank people with bowling balls

And my weakness would be bowling shoes under the full moon
Ater_Dremora
Ater_Dremora
#13   Posted 1 year ago
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Mine would be to make poeple burn.
my weakness would be (is) backpains
Ozerbone
Ozerbone
#14   Posted 1 year ago
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My power would be to make it actually rain cats and dogs

My weakness would be allergy to cats and dogs

(I'm not allergic to then in real life by the way)
Warbringer95
Warbringer95
Dead Space
#15   Posted 1 year ago
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Power: Shapeshifting
Weakness: Causes Cancer
Beebop
Beebop
#16   Posted 1 year ago
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1. nothing can kill me, buuuut...
2. what doesn't kill me (paper cuts, stubbed toes, haircuts, etc.) makes me weaker... and weaker... and weaker.
Nsanity
Nsanity
Back to 1998
#17   Posted 1 year ago
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Power: Make women orgasm from up to a mile away.


Weakness: Though it may be useful in some circumstances, its overall useless if you're trying to save the world.
BigDaddy117
BigDaddy117
Yes Russian
#18   Posted 1 year ago
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1) The ability to vote for President Bush.

2) ... Having to think of a weakness...

FireHazzard
FireHazzard
#19   Posted 1 year ago
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1.the ability to not break strings when I shread
2.I can't change my strings
Beebop
Beebop
#20   Posted 1 year ago
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1. ability to make glass melt more slowly.
2. doing so decreases ability to fight off disease.
Kirakishou
Kirakishou
Loves James
#21   Posted 1 year ago
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1. The power to freeze frogs
2. Eventually, the frogs thaw out
McThwart
McThwart
#22   Posted 1 year ago
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1. The Power to Run Mac OSX on a PC.

2. Not a single problem I come across involves Photoshop or setting up a website.
Donuthole
Donuthole
ZDRLT Rewind
#23   Posted 1 year ago
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1. the ability to detect breast implants
2. insta-flaccids for a day when you see a pair
Beebop
Beebop
#24   Posted 1 year ago
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1. ability to know about someone's problems
2. always socially awkward whenever you try to talk about them
playpause85
playpause85
Tag your it
#25   Posted 1 year ago
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Power: The ability to narrate your life with no one hearing.

Weakness: You can't stop it
Warbringer95
Warbringer95
Dead Space
#26   Posted 1 year ago
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Ability to point at windows and they explode in shards.
Shards accidentally kills many people.

Not very useful, but it would make those final fights with the villains really awesome!
brianvan
brianvan
#27   Posted 1 year ago
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1. the ability to totally cover myself in flames
2. s'mores will give me aids
CptGrif
CptGrif
#28   Posted 1 year ago
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1) ability to sleep for as long as i want, when i want. no matter how much caffeine i've had
2) Microsoft
Falc0nCrunch
Falc0nCrunch
#29   Posted 1 year ago
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1. Ability to spawn zombies through my thoughts
2. The zombies I spawn
Tezla
Tezla
#30   Posted 1 year ago
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1. The ability to fly...straight into lamp posts
2. Lamp posts
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