It could happen... 34 seconds in, literally only video of it I could find, are people against whales that can kill humans? Even fictionally? I can only think of Moby Dick as the only other instance of death by whale. If they wanted to kill us they fucking would, not much we can do about it, those fuckers are huge. And also I want to say most species are endangered so we can't even kill them to defend ourselves when they come for us Also this >>> Except it's already 4am here so night all.
I love stuff like this written by little kids. I actually found some old stories I wrote when I was that age or younger and some of it is equally hilarious.
We found an old exercise book that belonged to my sister when she was about eight. There is some great stuff in it. I especially loved the sentence "We are clever children".