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puckplayer
Are you made of copper tellurium?Because you're CuTe.
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 91 Zing!
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Hoshk Very Hoshky
No, I am not.
#31  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
mickey13
R u made of silver nitrate?
#32  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 2 WTF
Kevan0_o
In reply to puckplayer, #1:

Actually, I'm made of 30% Titanium carbide, 16% caffiene, 14% cyclonite, 40% luck, and OVER 9000-% video game mastery.
#33  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 1 Noob
Paul Specrtredian
believe it or not I have no idea!
#34  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Ditto
RedOktober
Ha.
#35  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
AdjutantBias
You guys are such GeNiUSeS!- Germanium, Nickel, Uranium, Selenium, Sulfur

#36  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 0 Lame
Red_drake
In reply to Paulocalypse, #34:

what be the idea?
#37  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
CorpFish
Tell us how that works out afterwards
#38  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Jcach
I'm sick of these chemistry jokes, I think we should Barium.
#39  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 7 Funny
Thamaturge
What if you made out of Adamantium?
#40  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ErickK
I hate chemistry.
#41  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Preston IH8Sponsors
I have no clue why, but when I saw this I laughed really hard. :)
#42  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Ditto
Preston IH8Sponsors
Are you made of diamond? Because.... Screw it. I'm horny.
#43  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Zing!
puckplayer
In reply to PrestonM, #43:

But diamonds are made of carbon.
#44  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Palladium
Have you seen my Sodium Hyperbromite?

NaBro.
#45  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 5 Funny
hailno
@ #1 that was good i would try it on my girlfriend but she would have to google it to work out the answer ... girls are funny little things are they not?
#46  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 2 Lame
ragusa33
Ugh, all this scientific crap is making my thinker box hurt!
#47  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
Hebala Sponsor
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. [insert wink here]
#48  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ChaosAD
As a resident chemistry nerd, I feel the overwhelming urge to point out the title of this thread is incorrect: It should be copper telluride.

#49  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
WADR InternetCoup
I have mass. You have mass. We are naturally attracted!
#50  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 3 Zing!
KinMa Sponsor
I am stealing that and using at my chemistry graduation ball to get the ladies. As we chemists do it on the table, periodically.
#51  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
CJDimebar
Are you an... Uhh. Something... Chemicals...
I got a D in Biology :(
#52  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
ChaosAD
In reply to CJDimebar, #52:

I got a D in Chemistry. It comes at the end of "Ph," though.
#53  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 6 Zing!
CJDimebar
In reply to ChaosAD, #53:

That, my friend, deserves a slow clap of grudging respect.
I got a D in Biology, as in "Dumbass". Or, "Don't think that just because you see your male teacher out and about in town wearing tiny lycra hotpants that means he'll give you a good grade to keep you quiet".
#54  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ChaosAD
In reply to CJDimebar, #54:

Highly disturbing. I had a high school teacher that was a cross-dresser, a few of my classmates saw him at a local mall in a dress, full make-up, etc. He "transferred" shortly after that.

Getting back on "nerd jokes," I came up with this one the other day:

If your quantum physicist girlfriend says, "Our overlap matrix has non-trivial off-diagonal elements," she's telling you she's pregnant... or that she's discovered you're blood-related.
#55  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
WADR InternetCoup
In reply to ChaosAD, #55:

My High School Chemistry teacher was a hot blonde w/huge jugs that would tell us about how she loves to shag. Needless to say, I barely passed.
#56  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ChaosAD
In reply to WADR, #56:

I think I would have failed on purpose just to retake that class...
#57  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Martha39
It makes no sense chemically, but this topic must be made of Carbon Radium Phosphide because it's CRaP!
#58  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 4 Lame
ChaosAD
On a scientific nerdy tangent, has anyone seen that book of chemical names that weren't well thought out?

Or perhaps they were?

www.amazon.com/Molecules-Silly-Unusual-Names-Paul/dp/1848162073/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1317848726&sr=1-1

For example: The dimer variety of H2NCONH2, commonly called "urea" is named "diurea."
#59  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
emPtysp4ce
FUCK BiTcHeS
Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur.
#60  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 1 Lame
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