come on if we're unlucky enough to be hit by a zombie apocalypse, the only way there wont be weird mutations is if dinosaurs come back from the dead too!
...oh fuck what if they did come back from the dead...
In reply to SteveRGR, #34 No I think it will still apply but, if you see a zombie T-Rex approaching you at eye level (because I am on a building) and you don't shit your pants and scream, you deserve a god damn medal
Dude never shoot a gun in a zombie apocalypse! It would only attract more zombies! Not to mention other survivors who could be violent or try to "tag along with you" your best bet would be to stay on the move, stay quiet, and don't travel in large groups.
Because zombies have no body heat, they'd freeze like corpsesicles. Plus he wants to plow through Canada even more than blow past the legions of the undead. And stop before winding up in Siberia.
Enjoy the company of thousands of like-minded refugees who will turn on you the moment food starts to run out. Zombies won't be nearly as tough when winter comes and buries you and your gang under 10 ft of snow, freezes you, and leaves you weak and vulnerable to the native wolves. Sounds like a great plan, have fun in the north.
If you haven't caught on yet I think Alaska is a terrible place to survive in.
Originally Grif's idea. So he'd be on the base of a mountain admiring his collection of frozen zombies, but think out lout that he's kinda cold. And Wolves would be heard howling in the distance.
Think I'd head south. Brazil would be as harsh an envirnoment, but at least there's a good chance you'd be killed by zombies, locals, or local wildlife close to the equator. And despite basically choosing where I'd die, it'd be hot and zombies would decompose quickly.
