Damn I live in England and we have no gun shops here (Apart from BB guns but they are all weak as shit) so my zombie plan would be............... to grab my ukulele, lighter, beer, tissue then throw some Molotov's at them while playing the theme to jackass!!!!
Wait. The point of zombie plans is how to survive a zombie apocalypse? I've been approaching it from the exact opposite angle.
Step 1: Create zombies. Step 2: Evil laughter. Step 3: "How dare you betray me! I created you! I created you! Nooooooo!" Step 4: Get eaten by zombies.
It's not the only version mind you. The other version needs a bit more work, long story short, the zombie cure causes the werewolf apocalypse, which throws everyone off, since at least a zombie apocalypse seems more plausible, but werewolves are just absurd.
I hope you have planted some pea shooters in there to repel the zombies that will eventually invade your garden!In reply to Emma4794, #33:
Now there's a whole separate debate. Zombies wouldn't be able to swim persay but if they had enough brain incentive they could probably flail about enough to have some form of crude doggy paddle. Oh and forget those who say "Nyah they could just walk under the water Nyah" do you have any idea how buoyant a dead body is??!! They wouldn't be able to keep their feet on the ground! Case closed :p In reply to taterstock, #36:
You'd better start stocking up a lot then to make sure you can survive a fair few years. Hiding is only good if you know you have enough food until a) You get rescued b) the situation resolves itself naturally and you are free to walk the earth once more or the most likely option c) you die. (I won't list the many many ways:p) In reply to Specialface, #37:
Unadvisable, but damn it would be one of the best ways to go out ever! In reply to Matheau, #38:
Zombie survival step 1) kill this guy before he creates any zombies. Step 2) ??? step 3) Profit! In reply to Psychoninja3, #39:
My plan involves hijacking a boat and heading to the nearest island which is about 700m offshore. Its approximately 1km across and big enough to support most plant-life, so I reckon I can start some sort of farm. As its an island I should be able to catch plenty of fish as well. There's also another island nearby, which is much bigger that is a military base. However I'm guessing the infection will run rampant there as it has a causeway to the island. This means the general public and likely to flock there for protection once the infection spreads.
In my opinion an island is a great place to hideout: 1. Water provides a barrier to zombies straightaway. 2. Easy to see anybody approaching the island. 3. Any breakout will be easier to contain as the population is smaller. 4. The Ocean provides plenty of food. 5. It should be possible to gather a fleet of boats from vessels moored nearby, which could come in very handy (fuel, tools, escape, shelter).
Then again I do live in Australia, so I could just head inland where no one lives and survive like Bear Grylls by drinking my own piss.
bro's and ladies i say u go to walmart because i mean what don't they have in walmart. 1# have a car just in case this plan is a totally bomb and u need to get out fast 2#bored the doors and windows 3#find some weapons and a radio so you can talk to people to see whats happening 4#hang tight to see if u can find a save place to move out to or hang tight till this thing blows over(ya right ) 5# if there is a safe place i say pimp out your ride with some metal devices so u can plow the crap out of those zombies 6# if all else fell's she who can run the farthest before dyeing( i would totally do that :) )
Scary thing: my parents recently informed me that they'd been subtly preparing me to survive a variety of post apocalyptic scenarios ever since I could read.
Partially as a joke, they say. But I won't argue with my knowledge of: survival, mechanics, language, economic and political systems, prowess in bow and arrow, spear throwing, knot tying, fencing, firearms, athletics, and scheming.
I have 37, but most of them include these aspects:
Get the guns from the attic
Fill up all tubs, buckets, etc. before water shuts off
Raid my workplace for food (It's an animal clinic that can board about 70 dogs and cats, so it's loaded with cat and dog food...and cats and dogs...)
Raid the gas station for gas (plus snacks)
Burn down the woods surrounding my house to more easily see targets when getting water from the private well about a quarter mile away.
I already have tons of survival supplies since my father, brother, and I are campers. My mother has gardening supplies so we can supply ourselves in the future that way.
If there is still time:
Hit the gun store (I know one that has enough guns and ammo for a small army, so hopefully it won't be empty by the time I get there)
Cannibalize parts from extra cars, the shed, neighbor's house, etc.
build sturdy fence surrounding house
dig deep trench on outer side of fence.
Wait until things stabilize, radio trusted family members and friends (if they are still alive), pool resources and head for the coast, (optional: stop by Fort Rucker to see if military is holding out) take the largest boat we can find, anchor off shore. Then we can distill water from the ocean, fish for food, and make occasional raids to the mainland if we need anything else.
To everyone who says " I'll just go to walmart"....What are you going to do about the other 600 people with the same idea? Get ur shit together before the Zeds come. Walmart is going to turn into a mother fuckin fast food restaraunt for the undead.