So I figured everyone could enjoy the humor of doing this:
Go to Urban Dictionary and look up your name and the definition that is given for it. Copy and paste here! Simple yes? (If you have a more common name you can choose your favorites or the weirdest) Pictures and Gifs for initial reactions to definitions are encouraged! HAVE FUN!
I don't have a common name so there were only 3 entries for me:
1. Wynne definition: 1)faultless 2) Flawless 3) Perfect in every aspect 6) Also associated with magnificent beauty williston is not williston without wynne
2. Wynne definition: finest biznatch in town! man i wish i was a gettin with a wynne
3. Wynne definition: 1) A choade or abnormally wide penis. 2) The act of defecating in someones eye socket and poking it with an erect penis. I bet you have a massive Wynne
Here is what I found and its like that for two pages:
1. "The most handsomest boy you could lay your eyes on. His laugh is contagious and he'll make you laugh for days. Undeniably the greatest guy any girl can have in there life. You will be shit out of luck to loss a guy like this. Never let a Luis go. 1. So has Luis talked to you? 2. No but I miss him like crazy. 1. I told you not to let him go, maybe next time youll listen to me."
Other then that:
14. "A male who can't hold his alcohol, literally. Just holding a beer will get him wasted. Luis almost died of alcohol poisoning when the doctor rubbed alcohol on his arm for his routine shot."
And of course:
15. "a merman; likes to dress up as a woman while listening to raggae and eating lobster; spends his nights lurking around Wal-Mart; favorite past time is twister... naked; wears glasses; easy to draw; has a large vegetable garden; cat whisperer; tames wild ponies... naked; very competitive in PE sports; eats glue; coolest kid you'll eva meet. "Hey, is that Luis?" "Yeah it is!" "Lets go catch up with him, he's cool!" "OKAY!"
Drew Name for boy/girl. But this defenition is for a girl. - She has amazing eyes She has amazing hair She has amazing features! She is really sweet, down to earth, talented, love to flirt&will always be faithful to her "special friend"(; ALL THE BOYS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET WITH HER! Her beauty is out of this world and it takes something special to get her...she definitley not easy. AT ALL! Everyone loves her and respects her, just as they should. If you meet a girl named Drew, keep her around. She's worth your time. " Ay! Who's that?" - "Oh thats my girlfriend" - "damn dude. she hella sexy.youre lucky dude" - "yeah ..she's sexy. you know why though?" - "Why??" - " That's Drew "
Two entries I found interesting on the front page:
1) Matthew:
Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger...
What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee.
One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.
Guy 1: "Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend!" Matthew: ... Guy 1: "What's you're problem?! I said thanks." Girl 1: "It's ok babe, he a Matthew" *quiet sigh*.
2) Matthew
A sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
"I love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush"
He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back. He has a lot of silly tantrums, but no-body minds because he's a nice guy. He is also very very random with a wierdly shaped head and loves his family very much. If you find a karl who tells you he loves you, believe him and most importantly; let him..
An Awsome guy, with a good personality. Great to hang around, Better too get drunk with (:
A total sexypants; incredible. An all round sex god. Karl is such a sexypants.
Possibly the best boyfriend a girl can ever have. He's funny, nice and an all around good guy to be around with. He has his flaws (like everyone else on this goddamn earth), but in the end, he's the best thing tbats ever happened to you.
A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.
Person who knows everything about everything. Omnipotent being. Me: I took my car to the shop Chris: I knew that Me: I have a leak in my gas tank Chris: I knew you would Me: I hate you Chris: I know you do
I AM GOD
Very shy in groups but fun when you get to know them. Chris's enjoy staying up all night talking about nonsense just to see how school is the next day. These select people are ridonkulously good at guitar hero but isn't very good at online mancala, have crazy curly hair that the rest of the world is jealous of. Chris totally killed at guitar hero
probably your name, and you're looking it up in Urban Dictionary to see what your name is defined as...this is it Chris
Geoffrey: A name that can command upmost respect or downright contempt and everything in between. "Geoffrey" is the highest form of the name and "Jephrye" is the lowest. The poignant aspects of the spelling being the "G" and the "FF" if these are in place the name is great. Sir Geoffrey Longsword of Cheshire is beyond reproach, Jeffrey Butts is a small time American crook and Jephrye is the lead singer of some unsigned emo band loitering around Camden avoiding sunlight. buy geoffrey mugs & shirts
A Geoffrey is a marijuana joint laced with many other drugs such as Heroin, LSD, Cocaine, and methamphetamines. In the movie, "Get Him to the Greek" Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) smokes a Geoffery with Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) and his father in Las Vegas causing him to have a heart attack thus provoking Aldous to stab Aaron in the heart with an Adrenaline shot, overiding the heart attack. Smoking a Geoffery also makes the person very attracted to furry walls. Aaron: What is this? Aldous: It's a Geoffrey Aaron: What the hell is a Geoffrey? Aldous's Father: It's a joint laced with Heroin, LSD, cocaine, extacy, and I think it has PCP. Aaron: Why do they call it Geoffrey? Aldous's father: Because who is going to be scared of a bloke named Geoffrey? Aaron: Ahh God, I'm having a heart attack
1. Thomas The best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Many people fall in love with him on a daily bases, not many can resist his charm and humor. Someone who has a great personality. Not to mention he is an absolute god in bed. Thomas is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, you can talk to him about anything under the sun. He is every girl's knight in shinning armor. I love you Thomas J. S. you are my best friend and boyfriend <3
2. Thomas The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him.
3. Thomas A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8 "Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"
3. To possess affinity for ornately patterned shirts.
Ferdia: "i've some headache" Spud: "no you don't" Ferdia: "i think i've a pain in my belly"
Ferdia: "you couldn't play strip poker even if there was girls there. sure half the lads there would have bigger dicks than you so she wouldn't be lookin at you anyway"
1)Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.
(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)
2)Usually known as the most amazing boyfriend on the planet. Typically a Wonderful friend and Amazing kisser. Listens and is always there for you no matter what. Loves unconditionally and is Just downright a fantastic, extraordinary, miraculous human being. You'd be lucky to be loved by him... But given his Amazing-factor... He is probably already Spoken for. Too bad.
3)The most amazing person on earth who makes you feel great about yourself. Good listener and an amazing boy <3
4)A Dylan is quite possibly one of the sweetest people alive. Finding a Dylan is like an epiphany. A fun, cute, country boy that knows how to treat a woman. Dylan's tend to get along with everyone, because everyone likes a Dylan. Dylan's are smart, funny, and kind. If you get a hold of a Dylan, don't let go because you'll regret it. Sometimes spelled Dillon, sometimes you can refer to a Dylan as Dyll (or Dill)<3.
5 The coolest person out. Funny, sarcastic, gorgious, sexy and all around perfect. They are the kind of person that just makes you smile. :) <3
6) A person who can be childish at times, and is great at fucking things up, but would never try to hurt or embarass the person he likes. Probably most accurate
1. An amazingly sweet guy. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. But trust me, you won't mind. Belonging to a Jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. A Jordan completes you, in every way possible. He will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. A Jordan is irreplaceable. So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. Jordans are very special. Some of them even have the ability to make one's heart melt. Girl one: "Where the hell have you been lately?!" Girl two: "I got a Jordan. I've been spending all my free time with him." Girl one: "No wayy! SHARE!!"
Girl two: "Hell no. This Jordan is alllllll mine. Get your own." Girl one: "But they are so hard to find!!!!!"
2. A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth. A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan. A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound. I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan. Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way? Woman B: OMG he just checked you out. Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant. Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
3. Most perfectest, amazingest person to walk the planet earth=) He's perfectly amazing, must be a Jordan.
Those sound pretty awesome and I actually am Canadian.
I swear to god I didn't make this up. You can look it up.
1. Ryan 1606 up, 635 down An Irish name meaning "little king". A person worthy of the name Ryan is indeed a person of true royalty.
A handsome gentleman with a charming smile. Has the greatest respect for life and people, especially women. A great sense of humor, easy going and modest. An even greater sense of adventure. But has been known to fall to grips of an adrenaline lust, often risking himself for a thrill seek. A person that believes in all people, until they have proven otherwise, and even then might still believe in you. His mind is amazing, slightly insane but pure genius, the only force stronger is his heart. To be loved by, is to be… Truly... Loved. Loves a challenge, but often doesn’t often accept the reward. Gives his heart and soul to the people he cares for. He is either on top of the world smiling ear to ear or underneath it trying to lift still offering an occasional smirk. He can be explosive so don’t shake too much. But otherwise can truly accomplish anything. Synonymous with Perfection…. Perfection is defined by its flaws. A great Leader, consider him yours
1. Bryan the best person in the world. he's one in a million. he's polite, kind, thoughtful, and freaking hilarious. there is never going to be anyone like him. i love him more than any boy.
person one- 'hey are you hanging out with bryan today?'
person two- 'hell yeah i am. he totally rocks.'
person one- 'yeah...thats what i thought.'
2. Bryan The most amazing guy any girl could ask for, he's funny, nice, sweet, and will love you untill the sun burns out. Hes pretty much someone you would be lucky to know.
Bryan: You are so amazing i will love you untill the sun burns out and the stars die out.
Girl:AWWWW Bryan! You are so sweet.
Bryan: I try (hahaha)
This game is awesome hahaha. Just putting down two because they are all pretty much saying I'm amazing and yes ladies I'm single. haha
Lawrence: 1) The Boss of All Bosses. Composed at all times, In control at all times. The tendency to shut people down when not wanting to put up with their shit. ~~This is somewhat me~~
2) Superior in mind and thinking ~~ Defiantly me~~
3) Known for having a large cock ~~Not bragging or anything, but I do have a bit of a reputation ~~
4) Nonchalant in thinking. Lacks concern persons who are dapper, stylish and composed ~~Not even sure what "Nonchalent" means:L~~
Female 1: Did you see Marcus today? Female 2: No, but I heard he acting like Lawrence
Female 1: Typical.... Lawrence wanna bee's -----------------------------------------------
Lawrence: Most awesome person youll ever meet hes honest, loyal, cute,sweet,hilarious and overall amazing. They are also shy at first but they are great afterwards. As well as being Adorable, and sexy,though they don't know it themselves. They also tend to be popular with girls which they are aware of That guy is so cute! He must be a Lawrence He is such a pimp! ~~I don't know, but I guess?~~
The most AMAZING person alive. Brandon makes me feel special.
2. Most likely the most awesome person on the face of the planet, mainly because of the monsterous size of his erections with out the help of medication or other stimulants. " Man, I wish my doctor could give me a Brandon penis... it would be other worldly!"
3. A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few. That guy is such a Brandon!!
4. Brandon is a strong and independent man with firm beliefs he shares only with his trusted circle. He is kind and loyal - a friend for life. Highly intelligent and often self-taught, he can beat you in a full-on debate or a game of chess. His intense curiosity defines him as a Seeker. He is one-of-a-kind. If you meet Brandon, you will know him instantly and find him hard to forget so don't. Brandon is prickly on the outside; warm in the middle - tall, dark and handsome comes to mind.
5. The most amazing boy i have ever held a conversation with. He makes me smile. "I should've smooched Brandon."
"Brandon resides far away in Delaware."
6. everyone should meet this person, a great guy and a great friend. Cares and supports other people in whatever and is always there for them.loving and you feel amazing with him. Makes your day, and makes you feel like you ave butterflies. a great boyfriend Brandon's everything I wanted him to be
7. The most sexiest man alive. A combination of Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio with the attitude of Bam Margera himself. The thing that keeps you up at night wondering if you have a chance in hell with him. The Second Coming Of Jesus!!!!!!!! That guy so hot, he must be a Brandon!!!
8. the most amazing boy you will EVER meet in your life, someone who will care for you and when he's in love he'll never let you go. just wants 1 girl to love him for him, not his looks (even though they're amazing) absolutely great kisser & best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for. cute hot amazing brandon
9. Best guy to exist. He's nice, caring, and respects girls. normally follows a few philosiphys. like, all that is loved should be protected he doesent like to fight but he will to protect ones he loves smart in math stronger then most
man that brandon is amazing
10. Brandon is that most amazing guy ever!! I love him so much!!!!!!!! He is such a great kisser holy shit is he.
You will never meet another guy like him. That guy was such a good Brandon.
1. The greatest movie in the world. Amélie is the greatest movie in the world.
2 and 3. The name is often given other explanationas but most peole say it means: protector in battle. Always accepting her life like it is. indefatigable, delightful. A particularly hot girl. She is know as a perfect girl, you get attracted by the looks but you stay for her sweetness; above all she's a nice girl who would never let her friends down, always listens and help those who ask for it. She's also is a little touchy, short tempered and she a puts to much trust in people who don't deserve it. the betrayal of her trust makes her sad and fragile.Once you know her well you never want to let her go. Her smile is as bright as the sun, see must be an Amélie Amélie? You don't hear that often but what a nice name
4. Arguably Jean-Pierre Jeunet's most famous international film, favoured especially by Americans who like to feel/sound cultured by listing a French film as one of their top ten favourites without having to watch the "deeper" works of Godard, Rivette, Ozon, Pialat, etc. For most, this is the only modern French film they've ever seen (with the exception of possibly "Delicatessen" -also by Jeunet- or "Science of Sleep"), and they tend to believe that French society truly is as it is presented in this film, which couldn't be further from the truth.
1.romantic and very loving person vary kind hearted a fighter and a lover bold has anger issues often falls for girls easy but gets over them well never scared of anybody and loves loves loves sports
12. jacob: too check someones oil while wrestling them. or the finger another guys asshole for enjoyment. yo dont be his friend he might jacob you.
14.guy who gives off a rapist and racist vibe look at that guy lurking in the bushes, he's gonna jacob that girl
1.Logan's are usually sweet, cute, caring, very intelligent, and creative guys. One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. They may seem shy at first but once you get to know them they are friendly and quite social. They are awesome friends and stick up for the ones they are close to.
2.A unisex name, generally male however, of Scottish origin. It means "little hollow." <__ only true one XD
3.Cutest boy alive. The hopeless romantic type. Takes you for long walks on the beach, and slips cute little notes into your back pocket when he hugs you goodbye. No other boy like him, and he's got some amazing eyes.
4.Logan, a sexy beast who can get any girl he wants. He's the sweetest guy youll ever meet and has a 9 inch shlong. Other guys who arent logans are jealous of him and he steals everbodys girl. He is the best kisser ever and is a total badass. He is the most popular kid at school and everybody wants to be around him. All the girls want him and especially the tre's. lmao
5.A creature lurking around somewhere in the Romanian countryside. Logan is a sexlicious man-beast.
I looked up Izzi and the first one is actually totally accurate: An uncommon spelling of the nickname Izzie or Izzy. Short for Isabel or Elizabeth. Heath: Did you see Elizabeth today? She was looking hot. Jack: Elizabeth? Oh, you mean Izzi. Yeah, she's fine.
Then there was also: the most amazing awesome wonderful girl in the world that makes everyone else look like a piece of shit and she is the best. damn i was walking down the street and i saw a hot mamma and i asked who that was and they said she was izzi
And: another word for a wide set vagina dude that girl last night had one hell of an izzi i could fit 3 of me in there
For Elizabeth, there's a whole ton of this: An Elizabeth is the ultimate woman. Elegantly beautiful with energy that attracts all personalities. She possesses the ability to analyze the nature of others' personalities, as well as, her own. This deep reflection and her directness provides her with the characteristics of a loyal friend and lover. An Elizabeth outrageously witty due to her high intellect, making her desirable to all sexes.
1. Thomas The best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Many people fall in love with him on a daily bases, not many can resist his charm and humor. Someone who has a great personality. Not to mention he is an absolute god in bed. Thomas is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, you can talk to him about anything under the sun. He is every girl's knight in shinning armor. I love you Thomas J. S. you are my best friend and boyfriend <3
2. Thomas The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him.
3. Thomas A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8 "Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"
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