Having all your limbs slowly ground to dust by a belt sander, but not enough to kill you, then hung from a harness in front of a mirror watching yourself bleed out
having a steak knife shoved up your dick and twisted until it is mutilated afterward having your balls cut off and forced to eat them... then left there to bleed out while you stare down and wonder if you actually want to live with a mutilated dick.
I was going to write in a very silly manner, "In poo" but ya know, that's pretty much Dysentery so I'm gonna one up you.
So you're on an airplane that is crashing. When it hits, you are flung out of the plane and impaled on a tree but for some reason you didn't die immediately. Then, several bees sting you, which you suddenly find out, you're highly allergic too. Your bowels are no longer under your control and do whatever the fuck they want. Finally, you feel your body giving up and ready to die. At that moment, a rescue plane comes by, saves you, and puts you in a very posh hospital where you get 24/7 care which is completely paid for by the airline company that almost sent you to your death. Over the years, you slowly recover and start a relationship with the really cute nurse who has been helping you with your physical therapy and sponge baths. Once you're cleared, you are wheeled out by the sexy nurse and a your best buddy is out front ready to pick you up. To show off, you try to walk on your own to the car. You fall to your knees and your nurse tries to help you only to discover that you are kneeling and have just pulled out an engagement ring. Just as she's about to answer, a homeless man in a airplane costume comes out of nowhere, stabs the shit out of you, makes you eat the ring, rubs his landing gear all over you, and then gets all freaky with your woman and best buddy who are both laughing at you as you slowly bleed to death.
Being buried alive sounds absolutely terrible. ): I personally think the worst way I could possibly die would be some form of elongated mutilation followed eventually by a fatal slice or something. @_@ Scares me.
By saving kids from a burning orphanage that was under attack by a flock of valasal raptors with machine gun rocket launcher's strapped to their backs an all that wile combing my mustache.........yup that sounds good!
Well id have some rats eat ur balls .. Thats gotta be the worst scenario and then id drop you in a pool full of black widows and watch them eat u in bits while you scream in agony. Couple of murderers in here >.>
Thrown into a wood chipper. Feet first. You get to see your body shred and tear right before you as you scream for help, but you know it's too late. So prepare to meet your maker.
Talking shit about how you're gonna whoop someone's ass, then slip on your own sagging pants, banging your head off of rugged concrete in broad daylight.
