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joehumanity
#151   Posted 8 years ago
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At uni for a while, mine was "Pimpmeister" (in an ironic way, mind) after I snogged a girl at a club that I had been flirting with all night, walked her home, then wrote a drunken text to my friend saying "HAHAHAR! I finally pulled that girl. Nice tits. I am the PIMPMEISTER!" and SENT IT TO THE GIRL. The horror.
CHEESEBOY2
#152   Posted 8 years ago
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uuuhhhh....well mine is cheeseboy, because my sophmore year in high school i had this shirt that said 'cheese is good' and i wore it a little too much i guess you can say, and everyone i know started calling me cheeseboy...soooo thats that.
NinjaJack
#153   Posted 8 years ago
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They call me Charlie, Charlie Bucket, Chuck for short.

It all started when I was pledgin my fraternity and it was when I got my big bro. Well I soon found a drink that I would come to loathe, it is called Goldshlogger, a horrendous drink. Well I decided to impress everyone with my talents of drinking and decided to kill a rather large bottle of this drink in one sitting. So I went to town on the bottle, playing century club, where you take a shot ever minute on the minute, Needless to say by minute 20 I was very very very drunk. I decided to puke and then I was going to make a comeback tour. Unfortunatly I never made it back. I ended up passing out in their garage, and used my cell to call the house that I was at to have a bucket brought out to me so I wouldnt puke on the floor. And thus Charlie Bucket was born. The best part of the story was taking a midterm the next day and getting a B+ on it though I dont really remember showing up to the class at all
crimsonclad
#154   Posted 8 years ago
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my family calls me weaner beaner.
*snorts* My name is Gina...Gina turns to bean-a, to beani, to bean bean, to beaner, to weaner beaner.
around my friends, I can be anything from sunshyne to pixie, or just red. but those aren't funny.
txstdrum
#155   Posted 8 years ago
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In the drumline here at TX State all the rooks get a name, so my rookie name is Budunka Buddy.

Sexy
#156   Posted 8 years ago
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Stub, after watching Bio-dome I was nick-named Stub...Kids can be so cruel..
kazuya1337
#157   Posted 8 years ago
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the one pump wonder, or the master of sucking
Zadem
#158   Posted 8 years ago
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"Happy" its more of an unofficial nickname. IE Non of my friends use it, but for the longest time when people found out my last name was Gilmour they're associate it with Happy Gilmore.. and away it went. Happens at least once a week still.
jokingclown
#159   Posted 8 years ago
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The cannibal. In 7th grade i was, as one could imagine, quite bored by school. Well, I was a saditic little bastard and told my class I was a cannibal. I went as far as to follow i kid home once just so I could tell him that I knew where he lived. Hey.. Ive never claimed to be sane.
Delsym
tHlingan maH
#160   Posted 7 years ago
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Captain Dipshit: Got this one due to a butt-ugly hat I bought in Guam
Sandra: My last name is Bullock, nuf said
Gingie: I honestly have no idea how this one came about. I like it better than the others
Torrend
#161   Posted 7 years ago
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My friends call me Lunchbox/Tons Of Fun, I don't really know where they thought those up, but they've stuck to me.
dood
#162   Posted 7 years ago
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Nipples. in Gym class one of my friends threw a basketball at me and it hit my chest and I yelled OH! MY NIPPLES!
jujucar
#163   Posted 7 years ago
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Jaws.
My now ex-boyfriend from highschool said something he shouldn't have, and I bit his shoulder through his leather jacket.
He thought it was funny, and proudly showed off the huge damn bruise he got from it.
He was twizted...
tom90
#164   Posted 2 years ago
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hi, everonge
hmmmm lolz,my nicname is Trombones
Usually u can find really funny nicknames when you see the typical lower class. You can laugh and get stitches is your side because of the funny words.
Kazmat
#165   Posted 2 years ago
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Smallwood
It's my last name. Yeah high school was fun.

Brokeback
Freshman year I broke my back a few times in an accident, ironically the Heath Ledger movie was released in the same time period.

Sh*t Hands
A long story involving a highschool prank, a soap dispenser, and an entire student populace convinced I can't wipe properly.
BlueFenix
#166   Posted 1 year ago
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well, it depends on the group of friends I'm with i'm either Chris 1, The Other One or The Caveman

I'll explain, my name is Chris and my best friend of going on 13 years is also Chris. So when we are together with friends we both tend to reply when one of us is called. That is why Chris 1 or The other one.
The Caveman is new, given to me by my college buddys and i think it's cause of my long hair and beard. it has nothing to do with my personal hygiene, nope nothing to do with that
CHINOCHOP96
#167   Posted 1 year ago
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c-ral

One of my stupid friends calls me that.
PastorRandy
#168   Posted 1 year ago
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I've had five nicknames through out my life. In order from oldest to newest. Bighead, no helmets ever fit me on my baseball team. Twinkie, some gentlemen at the YMCA harassed me and called me that. Copperhouse, some black kid just started calling me that.
And currently CJ Tubby Tubbs .......guess how them came up with that.
Gruntslayer9
#169   Posted 1 year ago
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Drizzy. Earned from my gamertag.
Sparks1990
Roll Tide
#170   Posted 1 year ago
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Well, my real name is Sparks, so people think that's a nick-name. So, thanks Dad, you really fucked me on that one. In my welding class some guy thought "Sparks" was "too hard to remember". So now everyone calls me Cledus...... yeah......wtf?
GR33NMAN
Mexicoian
#171   Posted 1 year ago
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I've had many names; Babyface, Bubba, Bubbles, Cartman, Pappa Bear, E, Big E, Big Easy, Big Jizzy (it evolved with the last three).

But I have to say my favorite is Big Hungry. I'm 6'5" and every time I saw the person who gave me said nickname, I was complaining about how hungry I was.
sum224
#172   Posted 1 year ago
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My senior year of high school I was known around the school as Shaggy. Yes the Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Apparently I looked just like him lol.
Gruntslayer9
#173   Posted 1 year ago
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Darth
Hellzo
Space Duck
#174   Posted 1 year ago
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Backwash - its my fraternity nickname. I got it for drinking the rinse cup when playing beerpong.
Worshiper
#175   Posted 1 year ago
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well, my real name is Karli. When I was a baby my uncle used to call me Kars. It just kind of stuck and I grew up being called that by everyone. My name in an online stunt show I do with some friends is Shady. They called my that because in our early stages I wore sunglasses all the time. lol
1546
#176   Posted 1 year ago
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T-Bag


got it from my perverted cousin after a summer camp prank. it was awesome. the kid never actualy recovered from it. but the best part is it was a mormon scout camp!!! life kind of sucked when my parents found out though. that part sucked.
xXBIOwarfare
#177   Posted 1 year ago
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I have a few.

1. On xbox live people call me Bio because of my gamertag.
2. Wolverine because of a girl in one of my grade 9 classes who said i look like Wolverine.
3. Two-tone because of my red and black hair
mo1dy_cheez
#178   Posted 1 year ago
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Rimjob (censorship?) - A drumline thing, since I play on the rims really loud. (The rim of the drum, which makes a clicking noise)

Nascar - Because of my Nascar-brand sunglasses, the only pair I own and hence always wear.

Skullstab - A weird phase with my friends, where we tried to give each other the dumbest nicknames we could imagine.

The awkward ninja: Because of my spastic attempts to block punches thrown by my friends.

The Brad (said in batman voice) - Because I tend to appear and disappear without people noticing until I'm right next to them, like batman in The Dark Knight. My name's Brad, and it's supposed to make me sound like a superhero.
alfonsosf
#179   Posted 1 year ago
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Goldfish :)

I have this friend who we always talk about stuff about each other and the next day she asked me one hting ang i forgot it :( now she always call me goldfish
P.S. I have a bad memory :\
Character_A
#180   Posted 1 year ago
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Wavey Davey.

I'm not sure if i have a distinctive wave or what, but this is the name that 2 independent groups of people have given me, so it has to be some vibe i'm putting out there.
I've since made my XBox gamer tag a reference to this nickname.
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