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23 year-old male from Canonsburg, PA
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drunken bar fight at home this is a story of how i beat up my drunk uncle and mother.. yes i know how it sounds but it is still funny lol.. well it started when my mom her boyfreind and my uncle were having a drink of a coors light and bubwiser.... after about 3 drinks my moms bf went to bed it was around 11:00. Me and my uncle went to watch a movie he had about 4 more drinsk while my mom was sitting at the computer haveing a good amout of her own. Then my uncle went to talk to my mom while grabing antoher 2 beers form the fridge... yes he had to have 2 at a time... they were talking about my mom selling his house to him.. i came out and they ordered me not asked me to get them 2 more beers i respectfully declined and then my mom threw a can at me and it was still half full lol. (kinda hurt though) i told her to fuck off and fliped her the bird they got thier own beers. They left the computer and went to the kitchen where my mom started telling me and my uncle wat is wrong with our lives. She told my uncle (all he really wants is his fathers respect) that he would never eran it if he kept drinking. I told her to look at her self and she slaped me upside the head. then my grandfather walked out and looked the pair of them drunk as skunks and left. My uncle said that look at the way he looked at me he dosent like me at all. my mother said ofcourse look at your slef!!!! i stood up cause i have goten sick with her telling us how we fucked up our lifes so bad. I yelled look whois even more drunk then him. you have even flirted with your oldest sun you dam drunk. She slaped me in the face and i slaped back and my uncle put me in a head lock from behind. I headbutted him with the back of my head and he fell my mom shoved me into the stove and i shoved her into the table and she fell on her ass and then my uncle got up pushed me into the stove again and i cracked him in his face and he was out lol. then my grand father came out and i was to blame for all that happened so i said fuck this house and left. I left around 2 0clock walked from my house up and down the road for an hour went back in and fell asleep.

The next day i was the only one remembered anything about wat happened. Funny shit i guess this is kinda long.

A couple of days later i was cleaning my room and my big glass lamp thing(it covers my over head light on the roof) fell on my head and i glass in my head and fett i am so happy=p

that is all happy now amanda?
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Name kevin
Occupation =p u ppl work
Birthday March 11th, 1990
Interests playing my guitar gameing reading(sometimes)
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Music ACDC Queen Disturbed Some Country a little bit by the Beatles
Movies X-Men1-3 Walking Tall The Rundown Austin Powers (all) Garfield Doom Halloween(all) Freddy Crugar movies scary moive 1-4 basically any movie that is at all scary
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