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Hey everybody! I'm so glad you're now a member of my devoted flock!

Anyway, I guess I'm supposed to hand down some commands, right? And if I have messages for you, I'll leave them in this thread, okay? Kind of like an oracle. Not the old lady from the Matrix kind, more like the Delphi kind. Mostly because only the first Matrix movie was good.

Soooo...

Commandments
1. Be awesome.
2. Love me.
3. It's cool if you want to stick with other religions too, I mean, we can keep it casual and non-exclusive. Just, you know, keep me in mind.
4. ...???
5. Profit!

I guess that's it for now. If anything else comes to mind, I'll be sure to let you know.

ILY

BlazingWolf

#2 Posted 4 years ago	+ 3 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I think I'm awesome. I do love you. I'm just here because uhhguy invited me. MONEY!!!

WebSniper117

#3 Posted 4 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Nerd Alert In reply to bexatron, #1: Did you choose the oracle at Delphi, because it was made of very beautiful twenty-sometimes, Or because the other Matrix movies where that bad.

bexatron

#4 Posted 3 years ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to WebSniper117, #3: The oracle at Delphi, because it was just the first actual Greek one to come to mind. But yeah, that's a pretty good reason. Better than the creepy Ephors-licking-13-year-old-girls kind of oracle, at any rate.

BlazingWolf

#5 Posted 3 years ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to bexatron, #4: I was totally focused on the girls part, but then I realized 13 year old was used in the same sentence...

BigDaddy117

#6 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to bexatron, #1: LOL, Southpark.

WebSniper117

#7 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Oh

Forgo

#8 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I have no other religion and I love money so this works out great...

WebSniper117

#9 Posted 3 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Good for you

nvrtrstCHEEZ

#10 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]

BlazingWolf

#11 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
She has not spoken in the past three weeks, quick!!!!!! We MUST SACRIFICE METALLAVERY's SOUL TO HER AGAIN!!

nvrtrstCHEEZ

#12 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Under the full moon right?

BigDaddy117

#13 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Dancing.

bexatron

#14 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Mmmm, souls. Actually, dancing is good too....idea! See news post.

WebSniper117

#15 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to bexatron, #14: I will obstain from your wishes, Mainly because I'm unworthy of the dancing gif.

BlazingWolf

#16 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Thy goddess has not spoken in months. I'm doing this for you soul givers, I still have mine.

WebSniper117

#17 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to BlazingWolf, #16: I think I still have mine, but then again I think I was one of the first. Anyhow, how shall we spread the name of Bexism, I say Crusade.

nvrtrstCHEEZ

#18 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I keep my soul in a cookie jar.

bexatron

#19 Posted 3 years ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to BlazingWolf, #16: I've been so busy...:( I keep all my followers' souls in a cigar box under my bed. That way my mom won't find them and give me the "don't corrupt people with a heathen religion" lecture again.

WebSniper117

#20 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to bexatron, #19: Your mom gives you the same lecture. Wow, small world

BlazingWolf

#21 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to bexatron, #19: My mom threatens to chop my thing off. Your so lucky.

BigDaddy117

#22 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to BlazingWolf, #21: What's a thing?

WebSniper117

#23 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to BigDaddy117, #22: This

bexatron

#24 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]

nvrtrstCHEEZ

#25 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
(>^_^)>

WADR

InternetCoup

#26 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to bexatron, #1: What about Bacon?

WebSniper117

#27 Posted 3 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to WADR, #26: Bacon is a life requirement, not just a Bexism requirement

polarbearzip

#28 Posted 3 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Bacon, money and a love for Bex? I'm in.

WebSniper117

#29 Posted 3 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
This song, I believe, is prime for Bexism. Very similar ideals. cComort Eagle

bexatron

#30 Posted 3 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to WebSniper117, #29: Cake. J'approve.

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