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NINJA Jokes
FROGS1
Ribbit
#1   Posted 4 years ago
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Post here to converse about the contest.
ConanEdogawa
Maze Running
#2   Posted 4 years ago
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can i post a joke here? cause i want to post this one while i remember it.
FROGS1
Ribbit
#3   Posted 4 years ago
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@ ConanEdogawa:
Of course ;)
Gigagamer
#4   Posted 4 years ago
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I got one

What do you call a ninja with a guitar?

Nothing they haven't come up with a word to discribe it yet.
FROGS1
Ribbit
#5   Posted 4 years ago
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@ Gigagamer:

Alright, that is the first entry. I think we have all our judges, so I think we will be setting a deadline soon.
stupidcupid
#6   Posted 4 years ago
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This is not an entry.
In reply to Gigagamer #4

ConanEdogawa
Maze Running
#7   Posted 4 years ago
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just my luck, i didn't check back soon enough, and now i forgot the joke. i'm gonna try to remember it in time for the deadline.

came up with a new one, instead.

why female ninjas are called kunoichi:

the romanization of the kuno part is suspiciously close in spelling to kunou, the romanization of the japanese word for suffering and agony.

ichi is japanese for the number 1.

the word kunoichi is a joke made by ninjas themselves about how women are the number 1 source of suffering and agony... most likely started by married ninjas.

Post edited 12/08/08 1:38AM
FROGS1
Ribbit
#8   Posted 4 years ago
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Only 2 of the Judges voted, sagedrone182 never got back to me with an answer.
But that is strangely alright, because the other judge and myself agree on which joke is the winner.
Congratulations to our winner:
eliasf
Q. How many ninjas does it really take to change a light bulb?
A. 101. One holds the light bulb steady while the rest turn the house around.
Here is your “prize”

And please,
Feel free to continue posting here if you have a joke to share (Just keep it clean, and on topic) ;)
ajyeager1
#9   Posted 4 years ago
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In reply to Gigagamer, #4:

I know what the word is to discribe it AWSOME
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