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How To Identify A Zombie
lednard
#1   Posted 3 years ago
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Spotting A Zombie Can Be A Difficult Task. Corporate Types And Most Politicians Can Be Easily Mistaken For The Life-Impaired. Caution & Common Sense Are Always The Rule When A Non Lif-Impaired Citizen Attempts To:A.)Identify, And B.)Destroy A Zombie.The Following Is A List Of Things To Look For When Presence Of The Life-Impaired Is Suspet:

1) Disheveled Appearance

2) Unresponsive To Communication

3) Pale, Often Clammy Or Decomposing Skin

4) No Concept Of Personal Boundaries

5) Motivation To Eat The Brains Of The Living
SgtDonut
#2   Posted 3 years ago
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jesus f**kin christ my imaginary friend is a zombie
lednard
#3   Posted 3 years ago
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That sucks.....
TallTom55
#4   Posted 3 years ago
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don't forget if they might also be covered in blood, might have a strange limp, completely oblivious to a missing limb or other serious injuries, or have a strange and abnormal eye color.
LinkGandalf
Hey There
#5   Posted 3 years ago
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And thiers a good chance they'l probally be chewing your leg
greyflame
#6   Posted 3 years ago
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i was just gonna say if that guy is a zombie u can be sure cos hes usually eating some dead dude on the floor (also id u know zombies can actually be killed by salt.....) i read it in quite a few books and it was confirmed on mona the vampire lol but seriously google it
Justwn
#7   Posted 2 years ago
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In reply to lednard, #1:

dude i could bearly pronounce half of those words
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