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GontArk
SirBlaksmith
#61   Posted 3 years ago
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I have a dust mask so i'm cool
theironpaw
Game Dev
#62   Posted 3 years ago
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I say we find an island just off Australia. and hope for the best that no see animals get infected.
Treb
RTOZ FTW
#63   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to MajScav3nger, #60:

It's connected, I feel I could defend my house from zombies for a while... best thing to do here is to board up the windows and doors. See if you can wait out the zombie onslaught, they might be the kind that still die of hunger. I have stacks of cement I could use in the fortification of my house...
The worst thing I could do is turn lights on and attract hundreds. After I run out of food in my house I will begin to travel, it's too risky to go out and come back to the same little spot. I could easily be followed by a zombie, then the numbers will grow and I will have hundreds outside my door.
MajScav3nger
#64   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Treb, #63:

I still say a boat is the way to go :)
Sgt_Awesome
Sponsor
#65   Posted 3 years ago
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Me and my friends have it all planned out. If you're in the Wollongong area, speak up, and we can collaberate our plans.

If anyone has any good plans in Sydney, and has room for several extra people, tell me and I can organise some way of getting up there.
3SJiveTurkey
RTOZsome
#66   Posted 3 years ago
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I'm in Perth. Apparently we're the most isolated city in the world so I reckon we'll be one of the last areas to get infected. I'm gonna use that to my advantage, wait it out here and use the time I have to prepare for the worst. I'll build a defensible shelter on one of the small islands nearby to retreat to when the zombie hordes finally make it across the Nullarbor. The key to my retreat is I know a guy named Grif who I'll use as bait as I make my escape :P
MajScav3nger
#67   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to 3SJiveTurkey, #66:
I'm in Perth. Apparently we're the most isolated city in the world so I reckon we'll be one of the last areas to get infected. I'm gonna use that to my advantage, wait it out here and use the time I have to prepare for the worst. I'll build a defensible shelter on one of the small islands nearby to retreat to when the zombie hordes finally make it across the Nullarbor. The key to my retreat is I know a guy named Grif who I'll use as bait as I make my escape :P

What if it's so isolated that it's the first place to be infected and we don't hear about it because of how isolated it really is? Then we're all fucked....
AussieTex
#68   Posted 3 years ago
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Well I'll take care of my fellow Brisbanes... cute males ones especially.
ScientificDJ
Sponsor
#69   Posted 3 years ago
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I don't know how many of you will get this, but we could hide out in Augusta or Collie. Even zombies would have the good taste not to go there.

PS. sorry if you live in Augusta or Collie :P I actually like Augusta and I've never been to Collie, but their reputations make good joke material
bizzwanker
#70   Posted 3 years ago
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i reckon we get in groups of about 10 then loot shops abd get food, hop on boats and go out on the water, but not too far from land, until the zombies die of starvation :)
Billz_Skillz
#71   Posted 3 years ago
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Why dont we just live in solar powered tanks?
Sgt_Awesome
Sponsor
#72   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to ScientificDJ, #69:

If you really want a deterring place, hide out in Dapto. Or Corrimal. Or Bellambi.

Please don't kill, residents of above places!
Treb
RTOZ FTW
#73   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Sgt_Awesome, #72:

I think we've turned from actual zombie plans to just naming towns that we think zombies wont like. Zombies have no taste in what town they'd wander through, so unless it has some geographical feature that could deter zombies it won't make much of a difference.
MajScav3nger
#74   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Treb, #73:

I think we should, for future reference, refer to our initial zombie plan.
3SJiveTurkey
RTOZsome
#75   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to MajScav3nger, #67:
In reply to 3SJiveTurkey, #66:


What if it's so isolated that it's the first place to be infected and we don't hear about it because of how isolated it really is? Then we're all fucked....
Yeah, that would screw up most of my plan. I'd have to escape to somewhere else. But I would still use Grif as bait, that part's foolproof.
Beacham
PAX AU
#76   Posted 3 years ago
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Screw you guys. I'm getting in a boat & going to the first off-shore oil rig I can find.
fitzy1922
#77   Posted 3 years ago
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We train the kangaroos so that we can ride on them while we wield chainsaws to screw those zombies over
Sgt_Awesome
Sponsor
#78   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to fitzy1922, #77:

That is the most manly and Australian plan I have ever heard!

But hot women are also riding on the Roo's with us, that'll make it the best apocolypse ever!
Treb
RTOZ FTW
#79   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Sgt_Awesome, #78:

Zombies, Hot chicks and riding kangaroos. By far the best apocolypse. What more could it need?
Billz_Skillz
#80   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Treb, #79:

Booze
Bloke117
Sponsor
#81   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Billz_Skillz, #80:

Don't drink and Ride. If you do you're a Bloody ..... Especially with Chainsaws.

Unless you have a designated Rider?
Billz_Skillz
#82   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Bloke117, #81:

What if in the Northern Territory? What is there to hit? Uluru?
fitzy1922
#83   Posted 3 years ago
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We have to transform Uluru into a giant safe house armed with minture nukes.
Treb
RTOZ FTW
#84   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to fitzy1922, #83:

Make deep tunnels through out it. It'll be the best defence point ever.
Sgt_Awesome
Sponsor
#85   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Treb, #84:

Tunnels...
Did you ever see "Tunnel Rats"? If you have, replace the VC with zombies, and thats what we'll get.

No dice!
Treb
RTOZ FTW
#86   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to Sgt_Awesome, #85:

Sorry haven't seen it.
DarkAngelus
#87   Posted 3 years ago
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I reckon I'm going to hike Kosciuszko. Zombies will find that tough going.
alltaken
#88   Posted 3 years ago
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id probably go to kangaroo island or just any island off the coast of australia where its less likey to have any cases of infection.
Bloke117
Sponsor
#89   Posted 3 years ago
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I think Part One of my preperation plan would be to score some Tac Bac .... Tactical Canned Bacon

And I quote;

The Zombiepocalyse is coming - movies and comic books have proven it. We plan to survive in style. We've got our crossbow loaded with explosive bolts, some silver bullets (in case the zombies turn into werewolves too), and shelf after shelf of Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon. Tac Bac is specially prepared bacon strips, carefully rolled and canned. Each can has over a 10 year shelf life, so it will be as tasty in year one as in year seven of your resistance. And don't worry about suffering - Tac Bac is delicious. So load up on some cans today; bacon will save you.

TacBac from Think Geek

Do you have a shopping/readyness list together? Are you going to share?
MajScav3nger
#90   Posted 3 years ago
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In reply to DarkAngelus, #87:

Good thought, ice cole, might freeze before they get close :P

In reply to Bloke117, #89:

Why would I need a shopping list? I didn't think anyone cared about money and buying shit in an apocalypse? A readyness list maybe a good idea though, need to make a list of shit I need for my boat :P

Which by the way, if anyone's interested, I'm actually going to buy a boat and maroon it somewhere in case this event actually takes place, anyone want in? I can make a list of priority guests (currently looks like it'll be able to carry ~30 people :P)
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