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A place of worship for the great Zoltan
Zoltan is our god and leader. Days before the end of the world Zoltan and Satan (the cool one not the gay one) will descend onto our earth in their super limo and carry away all of his believers to the great Zoltanian heaven called "ZOLMANIA". Zolmania is the largest party of all time. The first drop of beer brings a tear to your eye with its magic taste. No one ages in Zolmania. No where is over populated. Diseases are a thing of the past with Zolmania. This is just a brief summery of the great church of Zoltan. |
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This weeks Lesson
Today we hear about the legendary Maniqune Man. Maniqune Man is a deformed man (we think) that has no arms, legs, ass, genitals, eyes, nose, mouth (pretty much just a head, neck and torso). Maniqune Man has the ability to teleport anywhere and into anytime in the universe but the problem he cant control it and always ends up at the worst place at the worst time (for example he teleported right in front of hitler). Another power of his is he never dies, he can get shot, burned, anything.
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