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The Group of Manliness
Celebrating all things manly, with no apologies.

If you're wondering if this group is for you, then ask yourself these simple questions:

1. Do you have enough hair on your chest, back, arms or knuckles that it warrants a weekly trimming?
2. Does it irritate you that you're expected to have a "rational reason" to punch something?
3. Do you have a penis, or at least a body count?
4. Have you ever ended an argument with someone under the age of thirteen by saying "Go fuck yourself" ?
5. Do you still believe in spanking your kids?
5a. Do you believe in spanking other peoples kids?
6. Do you currently own, have ever shot, or been shot by a military issued weapon?
7. Have you ever ran someone off the road simply because their car had spinners?
8. Would you classify two or more of the following people as "The Fucking Man": Chuck Norris, Yoda, Gus, Shaft, Mr. T, Teddy Roosevelt, Michael Jai White, Brock Samson or Jesus?
9. Are you tired of apologizing for your bodily functions?
10. Have you ever used an ass-kicking as a means to show affection?

If you answered yes to any of these, then congratulations, you're manly and this group is for you (If you're a female, seek therapy). However, if you answer yes to any of these questions:

1. Are you a douche bag (i.e. popped collar, sandals, shell necklace, backwards visor, excessive use of the word "bro")?
2. Are you easily offended?
3. Have you ever participated in any activity involving Robert Pattinson, that was not violent in nature?
4. Do you intentionally brush your hair in your face?
5. Would you classify any of these people as "The fucking man": Chad Kroeger, Matthew Mcconaughey, Justin Bieber, John Mayer, Zac Efron, Fred Durst or any Jonas brother?

If so, then get the fuck out of my group! Come back when your balls have dropped.
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August 10th, 2012

*Officially Under Construction*

First off, old business:

Robert Pattinson is the biggest, most useless douche-nozzle in Hollywood. There, I said it. Bieber doesn't count, soley because this contest was for men and I'm still not entirely convinced that he even has a penis. Seriously though, let's break this down. Look at this fucker:


I mean, come on! You know he was voted one of the sexiest men in the world?! Really?! The world?! Like the whole world, the same one we live in, where I keep all my stuff. Who the fuck came up with that? And why?! He doesn't do anything worth a shit. He's an actor that makes shit movies! Hello, that's his fucking job, and not one of them is even watchable on heroine! So then what the fuck is he good for? Apparently he couldn't sling it well enough to keep this expressionless cunt in check:


So what the fuck is the appeal? Jesus people, you wanna see a crooked-nosed man look sexy? Here:


That's what it's supposed to look like! This:


Not this:


Y'all fucking get my frustration? Good. Now on to new business:

This was our last official contest post for "The Fucking Man" of the Month. I'm officially retiring that segment as of today. It had a great two-year run, but had become way too high matinence for our Admins to keep it up like we should. Besides, I've been threatening to revamp this group for a long while. Now seems as good of time as ever. Now, being our flagship contest, I'm not totally doing away with "The Fucking Man", just changing the concept. I wanted to give it it's own discussion thread that could be visited, posted in and updated at any time; making it far more interactive and a lot less time consuming. This will be the first of many changes I have in mind, bringing us back to the days of ranting threads and debates that any member can get involved in, for any reason, at any time. Plus, after a couple other Admins I've booted out, we were left with a bunch of useless, shitty threads and a lot of cleaning up to do. So if any of you have any thoughts or suggestions for the new Group of Manliness, now's the time to voice them. Cause this group used to be the place where men could go to be men and have their voices heard, and dammit, I intend to get it there again! So stay tuned
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