I'm A Good SisterMy brother came to me today going on and on about his girlfriend. Yes. This girl he likes happens to like him back. And they went on a cuddle date.GROOOOOSSS. He also had some high school drama. One of his best friends had liked the same girl, and was rejected by her about a month ago. My brother was worried about how he was going to tell his best friend the happy news, and so he came to me for advice and he mentioned the much revered "bro law". My advice? As the wonderful sister I am? "FUCK the bro law. It's every dick for himself. Tell that fag [his friend] that if he's gonna cry about it, he's gonna get it rammed up the ass, HARD." Then my brother proceeded to tell me that Brian [Gomer] is much more considerate in his counsel. Brian had told him to be more careful with his friend's feelings and to break it to him gently. To which I replied, "That fag [Gomer] is going to get it rammed up the ass, HARD." The fact that James chose Brian's advice over mine is a testament to how I've raised a good man. LOUL. P.S. - I don't really know what I meant by "it". P.P.S. - I almost burnt down my house today. I left one of my bunny slippers on top of a lamp, which I turned on. I caught the bunny before it went up in flames entirely. |
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