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Pure, Unadulterated FunkSo, as much as I hate to take down my memorial to the get up kids, this just has to go up. So i was at work on friday, and blehh....it was turnin out to be a pretty junky day. But, in an instant, that changed. I got a phone call that brightened my day so much, and i just have to share it with everyone. (major expletives deleted)
(ring, ring)
Me: Thank you for calling Game Crazy, Sean speaking, how may I help you?
Customer (played by a 13 year old boy): Yeah man, I just got that Halo 2 game....F***in awesome. But I have a question.....How do you teabag?
Me: ...................what?
Customer: Teabag.
Me: Are you seriously asking me that question?
Customer: Yeah, I've been f***in owning bitches left and right and I need ot know how to teabag.
Me: .........crouch........
Customer: Ok, crouch, cool.
Me: Repeatedly
Customer: Ok, thanks man.
Immediately after that, my day took an incredible turn for the better. In hindsight, I probably should've told him something absolutely ridiculous like stick yourself with a plasma grenade, but i was in such a state of shock that i just couldnt think of anything.
*Edit. - He called back this week. same question.....
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