All my brothers are just the same, dang that Chinese blood haha. They all get the scraggly edge of upper lip growth they are too ashamed to sport haha.
My mom always tells me the story about how my dad shaved his beard (that he'd always had) when I was about 5, and when he came home from work the day he shaved I screamed in horror and hid under my bed because I didn't know who he was.
I've become addicted to shaving since switching to a proper soap and brush, and a real old fashioned razor. Now I feel dirty for my little bathroom habit that keeps me busy like a woman getting ready to go out.
I've been considering shaving my beard (growing for going on 3 years) and getting a hair cut (over 5 years now) in preparation for the upcoming summer, but this may turn me against it.
And this is why I fully expect you to never shave. Don't frighten the children and don't ruin the hug mojo ;) ...well frighten the children, terrible yet fun.
Seriously?! Too funny :) Little do you realize that beard is secretly hypnotizing children to form an army too adorable to resist. Resistance is futile, obey the beard