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Whatever Happened to Saturday NightGetting scheduled for a Saturday night closing shift at the coffeeshop where you work == TEH SUCK

Saturday night closing shift + RUM + VODKA + no customers so you can play MC Frontalot and mc chris and 54 Nude Honeys and KOMPRESSOR and take about fifty bagillion (... three) smoke breaks == TEH PWN
8 years ago  |  Comments (1)
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UghHangovers are nature's little way of telling us to NEVER FUCKING SOBER UP.
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FriendsJESUS fucKiNG CHRIST wOH R ALL U PEEPLE?!?!?!?!11111111zomg11111twowtf?///!11111eleven1111
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Hell NoNo fucking way am I keeping up more than one blog. Haul your ass over to my LJ if you really care.

ATTENTION COCKMONGERS MODDING DOWN: I HAVE BREASTS, YOU DO NOT. PLZ GO JACK OFF IN YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT NOW KTHX.
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