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bye everyonei dont know if there is still anyone out there listening or not, but im done with red vs blue. this site had a good run, but its boring now. ill still pop in every once in a while but oter than that im gone. ill keep in touch with everyone via AIM or MSN or Yahoo, whichever you have. I also have a myspace. My AIM is miroku591, my MSN is miroku591@hotmail.com, and my Yahoo is miroku591. My myspace is www.myspace.com/miroku591. Peace Everybody, Im Out!!!
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ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINYOld Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
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some survey thingywhat would you do if I?
1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. I asked u to have sex?
10. i asked u out?
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Body:
::WOULD YOU::
13. Be my friend?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Go on a date with me?
17. Keep in touch?
18. Try and solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?
::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better?..
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Wanted to fuck me?
::AND MORE::
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in one word:
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?
::WOULD YOU::
39. Kiss me?
40. Makeout with me?
41. Lap dance?
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currentlyYah i realized that i wasnt ready for a mongamous relationship yet. in fact im going into therapy to try and recover from the last one i was in. i may be taking a soul searching trip to the mountains of New Mexico for a month. im jus gonna sit in the mountains and meditate and commune with nature and try to cleanse my soul and spirit of all the pain that has been injected into it. That is all...
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my horrible lifeAm I a bad person? My date last night was a failure, and I found out that I freak my ex-girlfriend out. Whats up with that, I havent talked to her since we broke up, so what did I do to be made out as a freaky person? I dont know, but i do know that January 2nd cant come soon enough. I have an announcement to make. On January 2nd, 2006 Tim Smith will be signing up with the United States Marine Corps. With any hope I will be out of here and across the globe by July. And yes I am joining on what would have been mine and Sarah's 4 month anniversary. And yes one of the reasons I am leaving is because I am running away from my problems and the fact that I am alone. Good thing im seeing my therapist on tuesday..
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harassmentI need advice. Sarah, my ex-girlfriend, and her mother came to Kroger the other day. Her mother asked my manager to let it be known me and Sarah were no longer together, and also to keep an eye on me so i dont stalk her at work. What should I do?
EDIT: my parents are thinking about sueing Sarah's family for harassment and slander.
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Descisioni made a descision tonight. sometime before my 19th birthday in may i will join the army
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madIm still in touch with Sarah, and i read her xanga. She is looking for a date to her winter formal, and is mad because she cant find one. Is it wrong for me to be mad at her for leaving me, the one person who would go with her in a second, and then getting mad cause no one will go with her?
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