Harry the beanOnce upon a time there was a little bean named Harry. Smart as he was, Harry was made fun of at the farm, all the little tomatoes called him names like farty or stinky. All the little pigs nagged him by saying things like, "Beans, Beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot!â€
One night Harry decided that he wouldn't put up with being teased any longer. Slowly he creped towards the pig-pin with a bucket of cow poo, and threw it all over the pin (in order to stink up all the little pigs. The next morning he found that the day before the pigs had been moved to a new pin! Obviously it just wasn't a very good time for Harry. He tried time after time to get the tomatoes and pigs back for the mean things they did to him, but they never worked.
Poor little Harry was so very depressed. So he just plopped over and wished he would just die. But then suddenly he got the courage to try and get the pigs and tomatoes back just once more he sat up picked up a stick pointed it at them and said "Poopy poopypants, fart away all the day and fall in a pile of poo!!!". And it worked the tomatoes and pigs smelled awful! They ran away crying and never came back.
Not to long after that Harry decided to go to Holly-Wood and used his powers to star in moves, get fan girls, and never be made fun of again. And it worked! Little Harry Potter stared in movie that really stunk just like the farts people get from eating beans.
Harry the beanOnce upon a time there was a little bean named Harry. Smart as he was, Harry was made fun of at the farm, all the little tomatoes called him names like farty or stinky. All the little pigs nagged him by saying things like, "Beans, Beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot!â€
One night Harry decided that he wouldn't put up with being teased any longer. Slowly he creped towards the pig-pin with a bucket of cow poo, and threw it all over the pin (in order to stink up all the little pigs. The next morning he found that the day before the pigs had been moved to a new pin! Obviously it just wasn't a very good time for Harry. He tried time after time to get the tomatoes and pigs back for the mean things they did to him, but they never worked.
Poor little Harry was so very depressed. So he just plopped over and wished he would just die. But then suddenly he got the courage to try and get the pigs and tomatoes back just once more he sat up picked up a stick pointed it at them and said "Poopy poopypants, fart away all the day and fall in a pile of poo!!!". And it worked the tomatoes and pigs smelled awful! They ran away crying and never came back.
Not to long after that Harry decided to go to Holly-Wood and used his powers to star in moves, get fan girls, and never be made fun of again. And it worked! Little Harry Potter stared in movie that really stunk just like the farts people get from eating beans.