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Andrew Panton's mother sucks cocks in hell
Tonight, the final night, was actually probably the easiest of all of Beck nights. He was really disjointed in the beginning, bouncing from Libya to socialists to the president not being the president, but I think he was just trying to pack some news in before he got to his huge Japan segment. He also squeezed in some mocking of France.
As mentioned most of today was spent drilling up donations to the red cross for Japan. He had some author on and what seemed to be just some random Japanese dude, and they talked about Japanese honor and shit for most of the show. Pretty boring stuff compared to most weeks.
Oh, I nearly forgot, right before going into that he talked about the apocalypse. And not like the dollar collapsing America going through shit apocalypse, but the God and hellfire type stuff. Says signs from revelations are pointing to it. So he seems to be losing it at an exponential rate. There's been talk of him not being around another year, and I'm starting to believe it.
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Andrew Panton is the son of a thousand fathers, all of them bastards like him.
Tonight's show main focus was on Obama being a weird president and out of touch with the people. He compared him to a couple monarchs, and then tried to tie him back to that reverend that was mentioned during the election. He tried to paint him as an anti-Israelist and enough of his "associates" as anti-semites to link him as one as well.
Mostly he threw magnetic heads heads up on one of his chalk boards to connect all these people together, and then vaguely connect them to Obama.
The show took a weird note when he said the president should have given a speech from the oval office after the Japan disaster. He then proceded to give this speech himself. He made up his own presidential speech, and gave it in front of an oval office backdrop and everything. That seems like a really fucking weird thing to do to me.
At the end of the show he made a kind of joking note about how he makes Obama's life a living hell. I think that's giving a little too much credit to the impact of Beck.
Oh, he also actually says New World Order. I thought that was the kind of thing reserved for people who believe in disguised reptiloids living among us.
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Andrew Panton is a very bad man
Late entry here. I was away from my computer yesterday, but I did indeed watch Beck. It's been a while and I wasn't able to take notes, but Jeff can attest that I did indeed watch it, and it was probably the worst episode of the week.
This was probably his least conspiracy theory like episode, but the one where his personality was by far the worst. He mostly ranted about the three little pigs and Obama being in a conspiracy to take away our guns. We're obviously going to need our guns when the dollar collapses and we're living in our mad max future. I'm surprised he's not already sporting a mohawk. Actually he probably sees himself more as a Humungus figure.
He then dressed up as Mr. Rogers and told the story of The Three Little Pigs, complete with illustrations. Mostly he was making a point of how the old story prepared children for the fact that evil was in the world and they would be eaten if they didn't properly prepare but today there's a version where the pigs learn to get along with the wolf. He used this as an opportunity to mock artists and drew Nancy Pelosi as a goat woman.
He really seems to like this us versus them mentality. He believes there are people who are evil and can never be reasoned with, and should therefor probably be put down like dogs in the streets. My highlight quote from last night was something like "...and then we'll all sing together in peace and harmony and dance with our kumbayas. I believe if we did that, HALF OF US WOULD BE DEAD!" Remember, there can be no peace until all your enemies are dead.
Forgotten EDIT: He also mentioned a school system putting out some notice that they would be tackling the problem of bullying and harassment complete with school wide assemblies that might include parents in the local community. He thought the idea of the school contacting him about problems in the school was ridiculous. He then played the clip of that kid getting body slammed by the guy twice his size (complete with the Street Fighter music) and said this was all the intervention a bullying problem needed. Remember kids, be twice the size of the people bothering you and then solve your problems with overly excessive violence.
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Andrew Panton is a bastard and a liar
The very first thing I noticed was Beck was dressed a little off. He's always got this fake professor thing going on, but today his shirt was really scrunching up his collar. It was really distracting.
He criticized the president for not talking about Libya or Japan enough. He also kind of mocked national woman's day or whatever it's called. He was upset that the president has March Madness picks. When things are serious no one is allowed to have fun, but Beck did take last week off to hang out with his family and blog pictures of him making sculptures, so whatever.
He mentioned George Soros again, this time not really connected to anything. He really is some kind of Beck boogie man, I'm surprised he doesn't stop to spit every time he says his name.
He made some tasteless jokes about Godzilla too.
This is a lot less structured than the last journal, but that's because tonight was hella repetitive. He once again tried to calm everyone that Japan isn't a big deal, and then go on about this total global meltdown organized by some new world order would be the end of everyone and was the real concern. He even replayed himself from the night before explaining how reactors work.
Highlights from tonight
He had a tube of aluminum foil on his desk. This was never mentioned in the show. I can only imagine that when the broadcast is done, he whips up a fresh tinfoil hat.
The professor shit is really killing me. He's got about six chalkboards on the set with random conspiracy theory shit written on them that never comes up in the show. He'll go over and mark stuff on them, but none of it's really relevant to what he's talking about. He just likes pretending to be or mocking professors or something.
"Ghost Cities. Google gho- well don't Google, Bing Ghost Cities..." Hahaha, I'd totally forgotten he thinks Google is out to control us all or sell us to the government or whatever shit. I finally know the kind of person that uses Bing though.
Also, please tell me this RAGE shit is done tomorrow. I keep fucking clicking it by accident, it's ridiculous. It's also screwed up the page format for me a few times.
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Andrew Panton is a sonofabitchI lost a bet and now have to watch Beck every week and make some kind of chronicle in my journal. I've only watched one full episode of Beck in the past, and I was pretty blown away. He's just thick with this whole global conspiracy thing. If you've ever read anything about Jews controlling the world you basically know the idea, except he doesn't specifically say jews, just kind of implies it. He opened making some kind of explanation of how nuclear power plants work using kitchen wares and M&Ms. There wasn't much point to it, other than to show that even if things went horribly wrong in Japan that it would only kill a couple thousand people. He made a point that he was criticized for being apocalyptic, but then pointed out that the news making a big deal out of this whole Japanese power plant thing was pretty silly and overblown, since it would only kill a couple thousand people. He says the real concern, which the media with it's obvious agenda won't cover, is that the american dollar will collapse. How many people will die of hunger then, huh, huh? He then went on to complain again about George Soros setting up the world, and pointed to some old stained glass window, saying it was socialism or something. I really kind of phased out here and payed more attention to screwing around in Desert Bus. It's the same kind of stuff I heard when Jeff made me watch an episode a few months ago, he must just hammer this shit home every single night. I guess I'll find out this week. Then at the very end of the episode he told some story about a family being murdered in the middle east. it really had no purpose, other than to demonize Muslims as far as I can tell. He mentioned how this was real evil, and God would judge these people. It was kind of freaky, I don't remember that kind of talk being in the episode I watched. He's getting closer and closer to a the crazy guy on the street corner with a worn bible at an alarming rate. Some highlights from tonights episode are: He constantly belittled global warming by mentioning cow farts and rolling his eyes. He said the protests in Wisconsin were anything but peaceful, comparing them to riots in the middle east. "If I didn't believe communists were evil..." "God is not neutral in these things" He seemed to be implying God would strike down his enemies, and God was on his side. When I first saw him it was the global conspiracy theory stuff that weirded me out, this kind of talk honestly disturbed me a bit. I can't believe this man has his own show, that people actually watch, people that aren't bad at predicting the Oscars. Andrew Panton is a sonofabitchI lost a bet and now have to watch Beck every week and make some kind of chronicle in my journal. I've only watched one full episode of Beck in the past, and I was pretty blown away. He's just thick with this whole global conspiracy thing. If you've ever read anything about Jews controlling the world you basically know the idea, except he doesn't specifically say jews, just kind of implies it. He opened making some kind of explanation of how nuclear power plants work using kitchen wares and M&Ms. There wasn't much point to it, other than to show that even if things went horribly wrong in Japan that it would only kill a couple thousand people. He made a point that he was criticized for being apocalyptic, but then pointed out that the news making a big deal out of this whole Japanese power plant thing was pretty silly and overblown, since it would only kill a couple thousand people. He says the real concern, which the media with it's obvious agenda won't cover, is that the american dollar will collapse. How many people will die of hunger then, huh, huh? He then went on to complain again about George Soros setting up the world, and pointed to some old stained glass window, saying it was socialism or something. I really kind of phased out here and payed more attention to screwing around in Desert Bus. It's the same kind of stuff I heard when Jeff made me watch an episode a few months ago, he must just hammer this shit home every single night. I guess I'll find out this week. Then at the very end of the episode he told some story about a family being murdered in the middle east. it really had no purpose, other than to demonize Muslims as far as I can tell. He mentioned how this was real evil, and God would judge these people. It was kind of freaky, I don't remember that kind of talk being in the episode I watched. He's getting closer and closer to a the crazy guy on the street corner with a worn bible at an alarming rate. Some highlights from tonights episode are: He constantly belittled global warming by mentioning cow farts and rolling his eyes. He said the protests in Wisconsin were anything but peaceful, comparing them to riots in the middle east. "If I didn't believe communists were evil..." "God is not neutral in these things" He seemed to be implying God would strike down his enemies, and God was on his side. When I first saw him it was the global conspiracy theory stuff that weirded me out, this kind of talk honestly disturbed me a bit. I can't believe this man has his own show, that people actually watch, people that aren't bad at predicting the Oscars.
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I never have interesting dreamsBut I woke up this morning from a dream where I was talking to a private detective over the phone about why I thought he would like the movie Blue Velvet. As I was giving the plot synopsis I was attacked by the baby from It's Alive.
When I woke up I couldn't tell if that meant I wanted to watch It's Alive or Blue Velvet.
Why was I talking to a PI and how did I know he was a PI?
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Get out of that house, You don't even have skin!
Today Minecraft briefly turned into my own personal blocky horror movie.
I was out chopping wood on the side of a hill by my house right as the sun began to set (big props to Notch for adding the sunset effect, it's a nice touch). The axe was close to breaking so even though I was pushing how long I like to be outside, I took the extra swings to go ahead and get it out of my inventory.
My dwelling in minecraft is a nice two story cobblestone thing. Four blocks high each story, not counting the roof or floors. On the third block-level from the floor I've got a pattern of two panes of glass separated by one cobblestone block all the way around, each floor. It's (what I had considered) well lit inside and as I came over the hill and became truly dark I realized how much of a light source the place became at night and how I could even see all my chests and workbenches and such through the window.
So anyway, as I'm coming down the hill, peeping in my own house I see a humanoid figure standing in my second story that seems to move behind one of the breaks in my windows as soon as my eyes catch it. I stand there for a second to see if it appears again, but no luck. I'm confident it must be a zombie since I remember seeing arms poking out, but I'm still kind of worried it's a creeper. I also start to think my house must have become infested with monsters. I forgot to close the door to the mine, or I somehow missed a creeper that blew some unknown hole open.
I switch to my sword as I open the first floor door, quickly scanning for monsters or any perimeter breaks and find none. Whatever I saw in the window must still be upstairs so I take my spiral staircase up to hear the clanking sounds of a skeleton. I really don't want to fight him in such a flat open space but I'm not met with many options, so I pull out my own bow and led him around the staircase as we both fight our way downstairs.
He died as easily as any skeleton, and though there had been no structural damage I still felt like my home had been wrecked up as arrows were sticking out of everything. I gave the place another once over, this time able to take my time and still found no way he could have gotten in. I figure I just don't have enough lighting for the middle of the room, so until I figure out a more aesthetically pleasing solution I've just thrown torches all over the ground.
This probably doesn't sound like much of a game occurrence for most people, but something about it really struck a cord. I think it has to do with the fact that when in Minecraft I consider that my home, the one safe place I can return to in a relatively hazardous world. And I built it with my home just two Minecraft days prior, I'd finally gotten a respectable dwelling instead of my dirt shack on a beach. It was like I had an actual unknown intruder in my home, and I needed to get him the hell out as quickly as possible through whatever means necessary.
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I have a minecraft problemToday I debated going to the store to get graph paper to figure out the best design for my one man kingdom. Then I built a tower reaching to the heavens. Then, upon descending I was met with a zombie at the door and realized my kingdom must become a reality, I will live in a world where I no longer fear the dark. I have a minecraft problemToday I debated going to the store to get graph paper to figure out the best design for my one man kingdom. Then I built a tower reaching to the heavens. Then, upon descending I was met with a zombie at the door and realized my kingdom must become a reality, I will live in a world where I no longer fear the dark.
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