OMFG do you liek mudkips...funny storyToday being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could say 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."

Before I finished the sentance, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

OMFG do you liek mudkips...funny storyToday being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could say 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."

Before I finished the sentance, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

Thing you should answerIf we were dating...

.) How many times a day would you kiss me?

2.) Would you hold me?

3.) Would you take me places?

4.) Would you love me?

6.) Would you lie to me?

7.) If I was sick what would you do?

9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?

10.) Want to have a future with me?

11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?

12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?

13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?

14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?

15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?

16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on?

17.) Would you give me your myspace password?

18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?

19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?

20.) How good do i look from 1-10?

21.) How do you feel about me?

22.) Have i ever made you smile?

24.) Would we just chill together?

25.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?

26.) Are you gunna repost this so i can reply?

Thing you should answerIf we were dating...

.) How many times a day would you kiss me?

2.) Would you hold me?

3.) Would you take me places?

4.) Would you love me?

6.) Would you lie to me?

7.) If I was sick what would you do?

9.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?

10.) Want to have a future with me?

11.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?

12.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?

13.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?

14.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?

15.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?

16.) If me and one of your friends argued, whos side would you be on?

17.) Would you give me your myspace password?

18.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail?

19.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?

20.) How good do i look from 1-10?

21.) How do you feel about me?

22.) Have i ever made you smile?

24.) Would we just chill together?

25.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?

26.) Are you gunna repost this so i can reply?