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Yes/No quizWould the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish And Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before the Fish, and between the Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after the Chips?

6 years ago | Comments (2)

a_gay_robot

sweet, more millions!FROM:Mr Andy Morris Taylor
DATE:23-Nov-2006
Kindest Attention:

Dear
Beloved,
I know this email will come to you in an odd manner as you
have not received any prior communication from me before now.But be
that as it may.

My names are Mr.Andy Morris Taylor, I am from London.
I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms
of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to
live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my
life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself)but
my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for.But now I regret all this as I now know that there is
more to life than just wantingto have or make all the money in the
world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few
close friends.I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to
be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have Distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia.
Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my
accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity
organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money
to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money
which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Thirty Million United
States Dollars($30,000,000,00) that I have with a Finance Vaulting Unit
Abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it
to charity organizations.

N/B:
Kindly note that 35% of this funds
must go to the tsunami victims,60% to other Charity Organization and 5%
for your effort and time.I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my
health situation, as I am using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with
you. You should respond to this e-mail{andymorrisg@aim.com} if you are
interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf.
God be with
you.

Mr.Andy Morris Taylor.

E-mail:andymorrisg@aim.com

I don't know why, I just find these really funny and amusing to read.

6 years ago | Comments (3) | + 1 Funny

a_gay_robot

I'm a millionaire! Go me!MANAGING PARTNER
MARTIN TRUMANN & ASSOCIATES
Berkshires House, 168-173 High Holborn, London WCIV 7AA
United Kingdom.

NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late
Engr. JÃ¼rgen KrÃ¼gger; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter
returned undelivered.

I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the
WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. JÃ¼rgen KrÃ¼gger made you a
beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Six Million One Hundred
Thousand Dollars (USD$6,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last
testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with
you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his
numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. JÃ¼rgen KrÃ¼gger
until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of
Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He had a very good heart and loved
to give out.

His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life
time.
Late Engr. JÃ¼rgen KrÃ¼gger died on the 13th day of December, 2005 at the
age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to
him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help
the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you this time
as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to
enable me conclude my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time through the email address below.
mtrumann_solicitors@yahoo.co.uk
Yours in Service,
Barrister Martin Trumann.
Fax :+ (44) 7075757430

It's hard to believe that people fall for these things, but some people are just that stupid. I love the "but it is real and true" remark. I was going to enable him conclude his job, but then I realized I wasn't brain dead.

6 years ago | Comments (2)

a_gay_robot

It's snowing!!It's not even the middle of october and it's snowing!! Coldest it's been since 1917. On Sunday it was 72, this past whole week it was been above 50, and the week before it was 70's. I love weather.

6 years ago | Comments (2)

a_gay_robot

fucking crazyThis test is weird. Test yourself, but remember - The most important thing
is to follow the instructions very carefully and not to scroll down too fast.
Now, count the following easy calculations in your head as quickly as
you can. It might help you if you say the answers aloud.
Follow the instructions one at a time and as fast as possible.

How much is:

2 + 2?

8 + 8?

16 + 16?

Fast! Think of a number between 12 and 5.

Ready? Don't change your original number!

Scroll down!

The number you chose was 7.

Strange, right?!?

Test 2:
How much is:

1 + 5?

3 + 3?

4 + 2?

5 + 1?

Repeat the number 6 in your head as fast as possible
for 15 seconds.

FAST!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!

Think, think...

You were thinking about a CARROT, weren't you!?!
Really weird, right!?!?!

Test 3:
Say the following numbers aloud!
Do it fast!
3
33
333
3333
33333
333333
3333333

Fast! Choose a color and a tool!

Thought of one of each? Don't change the original!

You answered: red and hammer

How fucking crazy is that? I got them all but the red and hammer, I said blue and hammer, but I did this to three people and they all got the "right" answers. I didn't say anything out loud though, so maybe that had something to do with it.

6 years ago | Comments (6)

a_gay_robot

Damn it's been a long timeI haven't really come here very often lately, and I don't plan to in the future either. Until season 5 starts I only check about every other week or so, maybe once a month. I know no one cares, but there are only two things in my life that are worth mentioning: I got accepted into Mensa and I might finally get my dream (temp) job as a "Mac Specialist" at the Apple store, i.e. the guys who walk around and help you with stuff. Go me. Note the utter lack of enthusiasm.

Edit: I'm not mentioning the mensa thing to brag or to get mods (or more likely get negged), it's just a fact. It's not like it's an accomplishment or anything. It's like saying congrats, your blood is AB-negative, which is even rarer. Do those people get congrats because of their blood type, I sure hope not or they've got fucked up friends.

6 years ago | Comments (3)

a_gay_robot

I've officially gone crazyI've decided to get a tattoo for some reason. I'm not really sure why, but I want a black stripe on the back on my neck. I also want a triangle that connects my shoulder blades to that stripe, but that can wait. And I want to do this all without telling my parents. Obviously they'll find out, I'm not going to try to hide it. I've even been saving up some money. Am I crazy? I mean it's the back of my neck. That'll fucking hurt. I've never had a tattoo nor do I know anyone with one. I think I need someone to just slap me in the face and tell me I'm a dumbass.

7 years ago | Comments (10)