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Don't text me. Don't IM me. Don't call me. Don't write me a letter. Don't send me a telegram. Don't send me a candygram. No valentines. No smoke signals. No cave drawings. No letters in a bottle.
Just go away.
This is directed at none of you, but this wench who needs to stop. I stopped in August, she kept trying through 20 minutes ago.
Sleep? HA.To this day, my mother vows that I have never slept well in the 2 days prior, the day of, and the 2 days following the monthly occurrence of the full moon. She claims that my parents would take turns each month as I'd nap for a few hours, cry endlessly, nap for another hour, cry endlessly, and just stay awake as the moon did it's thing.
As I have become an adult and been to college, I have maintained that belief and have actually been able to experimentally observe this happening myself. Well, guess what time of the month it is?
Now, you may feel that this is something that alot of people go through regularly. The moon, after all, has been long since attributed to a number of "freak" events that often occur once or twice a month on a regular interval. I, however, have a different theory. I have determined that I am a werewolf. That's all there is to it. My fingernails grow at an alarming rate, my facial hair grows faster than at other times, and I am awake whenever that heavenly body is visible in the sky. Heck, I just got in from howling at it.
Mother of God. That was nothing but inane babble. I am tired. FUCK OFF MOON. KYLE WANTS TO SLEEP.
What shows have you hooked?My question to you all, the few that watch and converse with me on a semi-regular basis, is what television programs have you hooked? I know that I have watched some shows and have fallen off, but I have come to the realization that I have quite a number of shows that I follow when in season regularly.
Shows that I used to follow in the past included Desperate Housewives (I know, fag), Dark Angel (canceled), Mythbusters (until I got bored with it), and a number of other shows that petered in and out over time.
So there's my list. Any I should consider that I have left off?
9am - First alarm goes off, subsequently snoozed. 9:05am - Second alarm goes off, subsequently snoozed. 9:10am - Third alarm canceled - awaken 9:11am - Urinate. I love that first thing in the morning. 9:13am - Start Firefox. Ever since I started using RSS feeds, it takes FOREVER to load. 9:15am - Begin fixing a bowl of oatmeal. Realize that I'm at the bottom of one tube and will have to mix brands of oatmeal. 9:18am - Add jelly to oatmeal. Grape in flavor, and a delicious add-on to your oatmeal experience. 9:20am - Consume oatmeal in front of finally loaded Firefox. 9:20-9:40am - Check RSS feeds, Facebook, Myspace, RvB, ESPN, Weather, and my E-mail. 9:45am - Get dressed for the game. It's 70 degrees outside, so my normal game attire suffices (see photo). 9:50am - Drink a half gallon of water in preparation for the massive amounts of sweat I will lose during the game. 9:55am - Drive to LNC for the game. 10:00-10:30 - Wait with the normal people (Capelables) outside of LNC to enter. Enjoy a complimentary pepperoni pizza from Todd. 10:30am - Doors open, initial rush to secure my awesome spot of awesomeness at the game. 10:31am-12:35pm - Read off and on (Southern Horrors and Writings by Ida B Wells for History Class) while I wait for the game. I generally make fun of people who read at games, but never again. I made it through a solid 40 pages before the band started playing, which was enough headway to help significantly. 12:35pm-2:45pm - Watch OU turn the ball over entirely too much, 3 highlight dunks from Blake Griffin, 7 3-pointers from senior Tony Crocker, and a win in the stat column. Juan Pattillo was there, and made his presence felt as he is winning over my heart as my favorite player. There was also a Cade Davis sighting, but he was a black (or white) hole. Good thing he's handsome, because some days, he hasn't got anything going for him. 2:55pm - Leave LNC, book in hand, to finish. 3:15pm - 5:00pm - Read book, off and on. 5:00pm - 5:30pm - catnap, or "Einstein" as my late-grandmother called them. 5:35pm-6:00pm - find someone to eat with. 6:05-6:35pm - eat dinner @ cane's with ex-roommate Matt. 6:45-10:00pm - finish book, amidst a smattering of text messages from early drunkards. 10:05-10:30pm - mental break, attempt to locate adequate housing in Vernal. Fail miserably. 10:30-11:15pm - work on and complete 2.5 page essay about what excuses white used to lynch blacks in the late 19th century and outline the real, underlying they lynched them. 11:30pm-3:30am - Play a combination of Titan Quest with Kenny, CS with the normal crew, and then Titan Quest with Kenny/myself after everyone disbands. 3:45-7:00am - watch House S05E14, Hustle S05E01 and Hustle S05E02, all of which I have not seen before. I loved every episode. 7:05am - wonder why I'm awake 7:07am - notice that two of my east coast friends are awake 7:08-7:25am - harass those that are awake from a long night sleep and keep them from being productive. 7:25-7:35am - cuss loudly after my computer fails as i update windows media player, download TVU player, and attempt to stream the Tottenham-Arsenal game on my laptop. 7:38am - Up and running, watching the game. 8:00am - eat poptars and drink directly from the half-gallon milk jug. Delicious. 8:30am - shortly after half-time, fall asleep.
I am a Superfan.Via SI.com, it appears that my alter ego, GoggleMan, has been dubbed a Superfan, and rightfully so. I leave everything I have on countless Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Mondays, for my Sooners and cheer them with the same passion and fervor I have for that other sport we play in Norman.
We are currently having the best start ever. No, really, ever, in the history of our program, led by POY candidate Blake Griffin, HS AA Willie Warren, and a three seniors who are shaping up to be consistent performers when they are needed to be. This afternoon's game against Colorado marks the second to last Big XII North home game I'll see, and 4th to last home game period as a student. With OSU closing in on March 7th, you can bet that I will leave every, single, solitary bit of passion on the court with the Sooners.
Man, I love this place.
I am a Superfan.Via SI.com, it appears that my alter ego, GoggleMan, has been dubbed a Superfan, and rightfully so. I leave everything I have on countless Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Mondays, for my Sooners and cheer them with the same passion and fervor I have for that other sport we play in Norman.
We are currently having the best start ever. No, really, ever, in the history of our program, led by POY candidate Blake Griffin, HS AA Willie Warren, and a three seniors who are shaping up to be consistent performers when they are needed to be. This afternoon's game against Colorado marks the second to last Big XII North home game I'll see, and 4th to last home game period as a student. With OSU closing in on March 7th, you can bet that I will leave every, single, solitary bit of passion on the court with the Sooners.
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