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Portal is free on Steam.No you didn't hear wrong. After you're done shitting bricks, go download it.
And if you're punching yourself in your tiny penis because you have a Mac, fret not! Mac is now Steam supported.
You still have a tiny penis for having a Mac though.
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Who Says Friday the 13th is Unlucky?Not I. Went to go see Boondock Saints 2 and had an unexpected surprise: Sean Patrick Flannery (aka Connor MacManus aka "You know what we need? Rope!" was there doing signings and pictures. I showed up a half hour early since trying to find a parking space is a cunt and a quarter weekend nights, and got in to see a nice line formed. Apparently, there were huge announcements somewhere since lots of people, who brought their cameras and tons of shit to sign. I only had my ticket stub and my crappy phone camera :/
But hey, at least I got something signed by an actor from the sequel to my favorite movie ever, and got a picture with him, which was something I never thought I'd do.
Just have to wait and send the pics to my friend so he can upload them to the internet, since I don't have a cord to do it with my phone.
Btw, the movie is awesome. Just as funny and action packed as the first.
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LolAn e-mail my grandpa sent me.
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Curtis &Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
"What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."
The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
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Da Kolluj, it is gudI am now officially a CJ major (Bach. Sci degree) with philosophy minor. 58 hours down after this semseter, 62 to go.
Also, I like walking in the rain to class in my trenchcoat. It makes me feel like Sam Spade.
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