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Contest started. Please vote for me in this contest I can't bribe anyone so please do this as a favor. Wait is a favor a bribe? Well do this because you're nice. Who knows...you may get an award from Kat  Ok so Please vote. And If others who somehow come onto this want to bote for me well then that's ok to.
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BoredomYeah right now I'm listening to Avenge Sevenfold at like 1.4 times its original speed. I typically like it faster but that's just my opinion. Right now I'm watching my friend play halo 2 and for some reason we both suck yet right now he has a full screen and I do better than him at fullscreen. Yeah on Mon, Wed, and maybe Tues I will be staying after school. Mainly clubs. Mon chess, Weds key club (community service), and Tues maybe anime club. I don't know I'm always into doing stuff new and talking to other people but I'm not all that much an anime type of person. Oh well. I'm still looking for that pic of church on a motorcycle but I doubt anyone will do it ^_^ and Insomiac don't post your jew joke of the day because you already did it. Althouhg I did like it lol. And yeah I'm looking for a way to get sponorship...sponor me!!! I'll suck your dick for sponsorship lol. And this msg goes out to Tucker 29 and exclusively for him...Hi! ^_^ oh and also I am congrating myself for the 30 Karma. Thanks everyone who made it possible. Also I'm gonna be in a contest soon. So pay attention to my next journal.
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Do you have that? Yes I WANT THAT!Hello mates! I will give out a random assortment of mod points to whoever gets me the best pic of Church on a motorcycle like he wanted when he told Tex to build a statue of him on a motorcycle. I say random because the more awesome it is the more mods you get. Although I think I'm gonna put like a maximum amout of points at like 25ish or so. I don't know I am a jew. *reference for the Jew comment is that my last name is Jewett.* So yeah now that its out work hard.
In my personal life there is nothing really to report. I am going to be soon classified as a nerd for joining the school chess club but I stink at it. Some of my friends wanted to do it so I thought that it would be fun. I kinda like chess for the shear thrill of thinking of strageties. Todays plans are jammin at my friend's house then going to go do homework.
This song is stuck in my head...Enjoy!
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Shirts School and PORNO!!!!WAHOO!!! my shirts came in. A pic will shortly be in my profile. But in my pic there is this thing holding the shirts...that's me lol. I got the God shirt and the skull shirt.
Ok so that covers shirts now for school. Yesterday in school some funny stuff happened. The catagory of this comedy is in the dee dee dee section otherwize known as the stupid section. Well ok I was in my study hall and I had to go to the cafateria. So I go there and my study hall teacher sees one of the students. Here'sthe basic convo.
Teach: Hey where were you when I was teaching?
Kid: Oh man idk.
Teach: You freaking skipped my class.
And thats basically it. Honestly who doesn't show up for a class and then shows up for thier study hall. The same thing happened to my other study hall teacher but ths other kid had an excuse. He said he was at guidence. Yeah really stupid. And during my last moments of study hall There's some black guy runnin down the hal saying "AHHH A SQUIRLE IS CHASIN ME!!!" At that point people die laughing. And for today I had a fire drill in lunch *which is only a 1/2 an hour* and yesh I went outside. What was funny was that there now a dead bird. There were many ideas of how to use the bird. Here are some examples.
1. Touch it *someone did it and it winked at him*
2. Throw it into the crowd.
3. kick it into the crowd.
4. Put it into a cup.
5. Throw it in the office window.
Many more were made on this but its gonna be too long. Well either way I can't wait what holds tomorrow.
now that school is done time for some porno...Bye guys ^_^
Sorry I forgot this link PORNO
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I'm Alive!!!I could have written this sooner but then you don't really car about my health so BooYa! But yeah I went to the cardiologist and he just listened to my heart and so he said he heard something but it was minor. Then I had to quickly zip to another hospitol and go get my heart checked there. Luckily I had to wait like 15 mins for till I went in. I would have read for my hw but the tv was on and someone was actually paying attention. But when I was called in I had a female doctor who told me to take my shirt off. I was like GIGGIDY GIGGIY GIGGIDY GOO!!! *family guy quagmire* ok not really like that but I did it and I got wires hooked up to me and the the doctor pulled out this thing that gives electronic sound vibrations out and gets sent back. I could actually see my freaking heart in black and white I was like dude thats awesome. Then for fun she checked my stomach to see if I ad a boy or girl. I wanted a boy but I guess he slipped outta me. They grow up soo fast lol. SO Yeah I got dressed and everything and so far it looks like I will be able to live with no problems so I'm like yay for now but not later because I heard that my family has a history of this kind of crap and I was looking my mom dead in her eye and I told her thank you. Thank you for letting me be born into this crappy family lol.
Oh and also I will be getting 2 shirts in the mail hopefully soon. The first one is "This doesn't seem physically possible." The second one is "You will worship me as though I were a god." Sorry people but my mom thought it was too innapropriate to have a shirt that says "Politics makes me soo horny." But I would use it as an ice breaker.
Part 1
Part 2
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News Alert!Alright here are some things that will be going on in my life. I have apllied for Eckerd and hopefully I get it cause I could use the cash. Also on Thursady I wil not be in school. WHy not? Because I have to go to the cardiologist. Yes I can die at any minuet but that applies to all of us...I just have a higher percentage ^_^ Also funny thigs happened when I got home...Here is the story...
I was in my bedroom on RvB when I hear the doorbell ring. I get up and walk down to the second floor and open the door down to the first so I can answer the the door. I open the door and it looks like this mid-20's year old chick that still has acne *I don't mind cause I have some while she has more* and this black chick that looks like about 50 years old and hella skinny. Anyways she asked me about a magazine like "Do you wana have this magazine" for reading or somehting idk she was boring me. I said no thank you and I though ya know it was going to be the end of it. But then she reaches for my arm and goes "Are you touched by Jesus and our lord?" I look at her and say uhh no *yay I'm a good christain* And she goes oh is there any reason for that? I should have said something like "YOU BITCH!!!. My father was taken from god. You think I'll like that little cunt after the horror he put me through? Get the fuck outta my property!" But no I had to be normal and say something stupid like "Uhh no reason. I'm just doin my own thing." Yeah I'm a loser huh? Well anyway I will convince my mom to buy the "You will worship me as though I were a god" and "Polotics makes me soo horny" T -shirt. I I can't get the politics one then the runner up will be the skull in "This doesn't seem physically possible" And now the vids!!
meaning of life
Yes I made it with my friend on campaign with my crappy capture card
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RvB quizI have invented my own RvB quiz. This involves 5 questions but I may change it so watch your back. Post your answers here and tell me where you want your results posted at.
Savior
Im a ganster
RvB Personality Quiz
1. What's your favorite color?
a. red
b. maroon
c. orange
d. pink
e. cobalt
f. cyan
g. blue
h. black
2. People would describe you as...
a. leader
b. suck up
c. lazy
d. metro sexual
e. angry
f. pervert
g. stupid
h. killer
3. In a work environment you would described as...
a. giving out the orders
b. saying those orders are great
c. not really doing any work
d. doing the work with your i's in a shape of a heart or something
e. Working with the dumbest people
f. around the water cooler telling jokes/stories
g. not understanding anything
h. working as long as you get paid or get a debt paid off
4. In your spare time you...
a. look at you gun collection
b. finds ways to get ahead in life
c. playing games and eating junkfood
d. updating myspace profile and talking about gossip
e. would be hanging out with friends
f. at the mall checking out girls
g. talking to inanimate objects
h. would do things for money
5. You are well known for...
a. Delivering zippy one liners
b. being a traitor
c. not doing anything
d. being...well you know *homo*
e. being smart yet angry
f. wanting to score with women
g. having an IQ below 0
h. being really bitchy
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Weekend!Yay what better way to kick off the weekend than with these
Keyboards
Heh daughters
So yeah its a Saturday and I woke up to go bowling like I do every Saturday. I think I did pretty good considering I haven't bowled in 2 months or so. 174, 180, 171. Those were my scores. So yeah for the weekend I'll mostlikly be on here and playing LIVE so anyone wants to join feel free on live. And then on Monday I'll have 2 study halls in the morning. YIPPE I GET TO DO NOTHING!!!
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