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PantyRaid HANDSOME
PantyRaid HANDSOME
St. Patty's Day!!!I hope that everybody had a wonderful St. Patty's Day... I had a glorious day, well for the most part... Hell I was too drunk to really give a fuck. I'm as Irish as Irish can get... My mom's family is of the Walsh and O'Brian Clan... My father is of the O'Neil and Sutherland Clan. So when St. Patty's Day roles around, we party... hard.

I started my day off by waking up at 8:00 in the morning... had three beers, Leinenkugel, for breakfast with biscuits and gravy. Stubbled my ass into Engineering-197 at noon... had two green Harps at the Riverside Apartments, left there around three...




I then took off for the pub... They were going to hold a drunken bare knuckles boxing tournament... All I had to do was sign a waiver for all the Guinness I could drink... There were 16 people entered and I made it all the way to the final round... I threw a right uppercut... I know the pic shows it on the left, but I took it on Photo Booth... I drilled into his jaw and he fell over... I moved in to seal the deal and he caught me right on the button with a backhand... Second place paid for all my drinks and won me $100 in pub bucks... I woke up yesterday and my wrist was killing me... and I was hung over as hell... so I went in to see my orthopedist and he took some X-Rays and I have a slight fracture in my wrist... He says that with my rate of recovery, the Tempcast comes of in a month...
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PantyRaid HANDSOME
HAPPY ST. PATTY'S!!!I've already started the day by downing a Guinness... Extra Stout of course!!! This Mic needs some sleep to face a day of being drunk as a skunk and stumbling into my classes later on...
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TV!!!I was on TV taking calls and giving shout outs for the locals of Indianapolis and got to pick music videos for the IMC (Indy's Music Channel)... I got to be on TV for about an hour and a half. I wish I would have brought my skateboard... I could have torn the set a new asshole. The backdrop is shaped like a quarter-pipe. I could have done reverts, burt-slides, maybe bust out a sal-flip on LIVE TV... or I could have made a complete ass out of myself... Funny how both of those can be great conversation starters.



I later had to help out with a telethon...
Not bad for community service to get off of an aggravated assault charge!!!
AND I was looking Good!!!

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PantyRaid HANDSOME
The Bobby Knight of Women's BasketballIf you haven't seen this yet... I saw this live on Big Ten Network... wrote down to look it up on a napkin. This guy is the head coach for the ladies basketball team over at Michigan University. The girls were hit with a couple bad calls but at the press conference after the game... Holy Shit... I almost peed my pants watching this.



Check out this video of the post-game Press conference!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSYq-T3a9Mk&feature=related

Caution: This video includes irrationality, bitching, and complaining. Viewer discretion is advised.



The worst part about this whole ordeal is that Michigan only lost by two points. This game had promise to be a decent match up, which indeed it was, but the post-game tirade of head coach Kevin Borseth was out line. The Bobby Knight era ended in the late 1980s buddy.
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Look at what I foundI was searching through a bunch of my old photos from when I was fully sponsored... when I found the perfect one to post on here... I normally don't snap too many boards, especially since I finally started getting free boards from Element... Shit free shoes from DC, free drinks from SoBe, and free clothes from Volcom... So basically, you become a walking billboard, so that's why this photo was rare as hell... Long Live CockBite!!!

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PantyRaid HANDSOME
Miss Frizzle is Going DownAs of late... I keep hearing about the dead spy satellite Atlantis that the United States is gonna launch a rocket at it from a Naval Cruiser in the Pacific and blow it to hell sometime in early March. Even more than, it's alway for some reason news reporters from FOX, CNN, ABC, MSNBC, and C-SPAN keep using a school bus as a reference for the satellites size.

Now my whole problem with this is they aren't being so accurate in their portrayal of this US backed ass-whoppin'. What I mean is, the school bus reference hasn't been defined as being in mass or in weight. If this reference is in size only, hell it could be as heave as a locomotive or as light as an empty shipping crate. So the only thing that I can justify is the equivalent of a school bus that is up in outer-space. That reminds me of something from when I was a kid...

Translation: (according to the media)
Sometime in March, the United States will launch a long range missile from a Cruiser at The Magic School Bus on one of it's field trips because Miss Frizzle is considered a threat to national security...

Well in my book, Miss Frizzle, her students, and her pet Iguana Liz are about to be Royally Fucked in the Ass by the dick of the USA. And we aren't even gonna oblige her with a reach around.

PS: At least you don't have to worry about the loss of those kids. They flunked her class three years in a row. Like the had a bright future anyways.
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PantyRaid HANDSOME
Date on FridayOkay, I took Amy out to Ocean Air, and had a wonderful night. I drove her back to her place and walked her to the door. I was expecting a good night kiss but was instead invited in... She asks me if I want to just hang out with her and if I can bring my guitar in with me... Amy lives in an English style house of off 86th and Meridian St. and we had a truly romantic evening... there was a power outage around 10 o'clock. We lit up the fire place and around 30 or so candles. Sipped on a 20 year old Merlot down by the fire, acoustic guitar filling the silent house with music. We talked for a couple hours, not a single stagnant moment in our conversation. I leaned in to kiss her and she smiled as she met half-way. Things were getting hot and heavy and it turns out that she is on the cycle, and that next week we'll continue what we started... It's going to be fun for sure.
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