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Absolute Bullshit!!!!I have created 2 threads and, although they remain on topic, they have been locked. This is absolute bullshit. Why is my thread locked when people use it, while there are threads that no one has talked on for years still up? I don't know if it is a personal attack, because I have received those before (see previous journals) or just a coincidence.
If it is an attack, then whom ever it is should tell me What the Fuck your problem is, seriously, there was nothing wrong with either of my threads and people stayed on topic.
If it isn't a personal attack, then the threads that are locked should be given:
1. a notice or warning
2. a reason why they have been locked.
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Joke of the WeekAn armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.
He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. So he does.
He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips.
The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a handkerchief from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.
The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times.
By the way, where is your restroom?"
The bartender says:
"The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."
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VotingAs you know, the moderator voting is underway and I am running for Halo Forum Mod. You may not know me, but it is okay, because I will give the people what they want like deleting the Threads that no one posts in and keeping out spam and other annoying things. You may not know this, but my opponents don't want you to be happy with the site. They have been quoted saying things like:
"I don't want you to be happy!"
"I hate everyone on Roosterteeth."
"Die!"
So elect me, a great choice for Halo Forums.
Disclaimer:
(most said above is horseshit and should not be taken into account quotes may be false and/or made up. calvinsehrt is not responsible for anything false)
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Shawshank Redemption I just recently finished reading The Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King, my favorite author, and and it was amazing. Currently reading Apt Pupil, the second of Stephen King's Different Seasons book of short stories, the first of which is The Shawshank Redemption. I have read 36 books by Stephen King and enjoyed every one of them. The best of his books I have read is probably The Stand or The Talisman. If you ever get the chance to read one of his books, then do it.
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IdiotsIn regards to my last entry, if you don't like it then at least leave a comment there is no point in neg modding and not giving a reason, especially on a journal entry, because that isn't a forum, its free speech....
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Halo vs Half-Life
This is for those die hard Halo fans that have seen the picture of Gordon Freeman ripping off the head of the Master Chief. I created this using Paint so it isn't that great.
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Joke of the WeekA man worked at a church as a bell ringer and every time he rang the bell it hit him in the face. No matter what he did the bell would always hit him so finally, fed up with it, he quit and moved out into the country. The man lived there for many years until he decided to visit his old town and on his way through he stopped at the church that he once worked at.To his surprise the priest that worked there many years before was still there. He met with the priest and asked, "Do you remember me?" The priest squinted at him for a while and finally replied, " No, but your face sure rings a bell." Joke of the WeekA man worked at a church as a bell ringer and every time he rang the bell it hit him in the face. No matter what he did the bell would always hit him so finally, fed up with it, he quit and moved out into the country. The man lived there for many years until he decided to visit his old town and on his way through he stopped at the church that he once worked at.To his surprise the priest that worked there many years before was still there. He met with the priest and asked, "Do you remember me?" The priest squinted at him for a while and finally replied, " No, but your face sure rings a bell."
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Joke of the DayA father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Cameron
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
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