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got this from a friend!!!!!!!if this offends anyone, im sorry. you have to admit, its pretty funny

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...

Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) Thats not right....................................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Fuk

5) Small horse............................................ Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15)Great.......................................... ........... Fa Kin Su Pah

If u understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh.

For the losers who didnt get it..... you're dumb
5 years ago  |  Comments (9)  |  + 5 Funny
DarknessChik
WHOWHO HAS AN MSN AND I DONT KNOW ALREADY REPLY IF U DO!
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DarknessChik
FOB!!!!!!!!!!! I GET TO SEE FALL OUT BOY IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DarknessChik
HAIKUMY HAIKUS
My ButterFly
see the butterfly?
see her flying far away
where did she go to?

See the love?
See the love i feel?
i feel it for him my boy
See the love i feel?
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DarknessChik
II OFFICIALLY HAVE 103 FRIENDS IF UR NOT A FRIEND OF MINE AND U READ THIS ADD ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DarknessChik
CRY LITTLE SISTERyoutube.com/watch?v=aK76Iv_4a4I&mode=related&search=
Last fire will rise
Behind those eyes
Black house will rock
Blind boys don't lie
Immortal fear
That voice so clear
Through broken walls
That scream I hear

Cry little sister (thou shall not fall)
Come come to your brother (thou shall not die)
Unchain me sister (thou shall not feel)
Love is with your brother (thou shall not kill)

Blue mascarade
Strangers look on
When will they learn this loneliness?
Temptation heat
Beats like a drum
Deep in your veins

I'll live nine lives little sister (thou shall not fall)
Come come to your brother (thou shall not die)
Unchain me sister (thou shall not feel)
Love is with your brother (thou shall not kill)

My shangrila
I cant forget
Why you were mine
I need you now

Cry little sister (thou shall not fall)
Come come to your brother (thou shall not fall)
Unchain me sister (thou shall not fear)
Love is with your brother (thou shall not kill)

Cryyyyy little sister (thou shall not fall)
Come come to your brother (thou shall not fall)
Unchain me sister (thou shall not feel)
Love is with your brother (thou shall not kill)
Crycryyyyyyy sister (thou shall not fall)
(thou shall not lie)
(thou shall not feel)
(thou shall not kill)
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DarknessChik
DOES UR NAME FIT U?E:has gorgeous eyes
M:Makes dating fun
I: loves to laugh and smile
L: very good kisser
Y: loved by everyone

A:Hott
B: Amazing kisser
C: good kisser
D: can kick ur butt
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: loves people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: cute
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: crazy
L: very good kisser
M:Makes dating fun
N: easy to fall in love with
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: is a good person to be with
S: makes people laugh
T: smile to die for
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at time

REPOST WITH:
"Does your name fit you???"
5 years ago  |  Comments (10)
DarknessChik
The Test1.)Honestly what was the last web site you were on.

2.)Honestly what color is your underwear.

3.)Honestly what was tha last thing a person said to you.

4.)honestly whos profile did you see this test on.

5.)Honestly whats your screen name.

6.)Honestly are you going to copy this onto your profile.

7.)Honestly why are you on my profile.

8.)Honestly are you single.

9.)Honestly when yourdone with this test can you send me a message.

10.)Honestly the test is over!
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