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More Funny StuffMen are liked parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. (not ment to offend anyone)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself . "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.
Duck tape is llike the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyong else.
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Funny stuff!!!!Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all it's pupils...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
The avrage woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep... Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. My doctor said to stop going to those places.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegatarian because I hate plants.
He who laughs last, didn't get it.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button.
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Bored...:D i'm bored. I'm in school and it sucks. I want to smack someone for the fun of it. :D someone talk to meeee...
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*Waves randomly* HELLO!!!!!!!!Hi everyone who cares! This is my first Journal so I don't know what to say... so I'll just tell you a little about me... which sounds and feels a little cheesy... But whatever I'm bored! :D
I am a boy! whoooo lol
I am mute! meaning I can not speak! Don't fell bad I don't want your pity.
I love Tokio Hotel! And could probably tell you anything you want to know about them!
I am bi ! Don't hate or I'll just ignore you so you'd be wasting your time.
My favorite food is PIZZA! yay!!
I love to read and write!
I love vampires and dark creepy things!
I like to go dancing!
I looooove music! never seen without my headphones in!
I hate school but love to learn!
I love holidays!
I love the snow because its cold but beautiful.
I love to snowboard!
okay now you know some stuff about me. If you have any questions feel free to ask anything.
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