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tr(n)iggergo to this website, you can download the new saul williams album for free (or for $5), and check it out. it's pretty fucking cool. quite unique

kinda ghetto, gothic, crazy shit

The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of Niggy Tardust!
5 years ago  |  Comments (2)  |  + 0 WTF
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GrindermanI saw a girl in the crowd,
I ran over I shouted out,
I asked if I could take her out,
But she said that she didn't want to.

I changed the sheets on my bed,
I combed the hairs across my head,
I sucked in my gut and still she said
That she just didn't want to.

I read her Eliot, read her Yeats,
I tried my best to stay up late,
I fixed the hinges on her gate,
But still she just never wanted to.

I bought her a dozen snow-white doves,
I did her dishes in rubber gloves,
I called her Honeybee, I called her Love,
But she just still didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I sent her every type of flower,
I played her guitar by the hour,
I patted her revolting little chihuahua,
But still she just didn't want to.

I wrote a song with a hundred lines,
I picked a bunch of dandelions,
I walked her through the trembling pines,
But she just even then didn't want to. She just never wants to.

I thought I'd try another tack,
I drank a litre of cognac,
I threw her down upon her back,
But she just lay up and said that she just didn't want to.

I thought I'd have another go,
I called her my little hoe,
I felt like Marcel Marceau
must feel when she said that she just never wanted to. She just didn't want to.


I got the no pussy blues...
5 years ago  |  Comments (2)  |  - 1 Noob
0mega
the hard edge will be goneIt's cold, I'm bored.

queens of the stoneage's new album rocks
5 years ago  |  Comments (1)  |  - 1 Noob
0mega
good news for people who love bad newsI won. I got the girl. she's leaving her boyfriend for me.

i am fucking untouchable!
6 years ago  |  Comments (4)  |  + 5 Funny
0mega
Stand in SilenceI don't really know why i'm doing this. I never update this thing, and never post anything, so the chances of someone actually reading this, and taking a fucking interest are slim to none.
Still, I had to get it out, because it's been eating me up, and i thought maybe pouring it out may just help me out. I guess I'm about to find out.

So, i had this long term girlfriend. and she's just gone overseas. I knew she was leaving months ago, and we broke up as she left.
Because i knew so long ago I'd sort of checked out of the relationship. It's fucking gutless, and stupid and childish, but it happened. As a result, I'd developed this crush on a girl that i've known forever. She's tall, funny, beautiful, and right now I want her more than that next gulp of oxygen I know i'm going to Have to take.
So, because i'm some sort of superpussy, i couldn't break it off with my girlfriend. after my girlfriend leaves, i find out that the girl i have an unbeliveable crush on, also really liked me.

Here's the kicker.

She thought there was never any chance with me, so she's now dating someone else. Possibly the nicest girl is out of my reach now, because I was too chickenshit to confront my ex girlfriend 6 months ago.
As a result i have to watch the amazing girl waste her time with some fucking mouthbreather, whilst I stay at home alone. It's just cutting me up.

That was good.
I'm sure the two people who will actually read this will get a good laugh.

good for them.

All that was left of me were walls of doubt,
I asked a question but the world returned with silence
6 years ago  |  Comments (2)  |  - 1 WTF
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show your bonesso, my sponsorship is almost due. pretty sure i'm not gonna re sponsor. don't actually watch the videos any more. if anyone who mite possibly be reading this can give me a good reason to re sponsor, let me know

ps. finished tony hawk on 360 today. it's the balls
6 years ago  |  Comments (3)  |  - 1 Flamebait
0mega
Unstitch your mouthFigured I should update something, Since I never really write here anymore.

I still come around most days, and read what most of you have to say, but I just get lazy. Yknow, finger lazy. oh well.

I want a Mac Mini. If anyone really likes me, or would like me to give them head, please buy me one. This offer, obviously, isn't just open to ladies... Guys, i'm waiting...

My new place is awesome. It's massive, and great. the only problem is i feel like a goddamned parent with my roomate, and his girlfriend. theyre always running off to his bedroom, and giggling.. I would be ok with it, if he was sleeping with her, but he's getting nothing. No satisfaction of any kind actually. Those crazy Kids.

The new Deftones, and Sparta albums are fantastic.
Canis Canem Edit (Bully) Is awesome. Even tho its essentially GTA Junior, it's very fun, got a few suprises, and an amazing game on its own. I'm about 48% thru it, and loving every minute of it. It's great to make out with two chicks, and then watch them bitch slap each other!
6 years ago  |  Comments (0)  |  - 1 Lame
0mega
an Airbag saved my life...Well, it's been an interesting month.

first two weeks i spent in thailand, which was awesome
if you've never been, GO. NOW.
without going into to much detail, we went to bangkok, Chaing mai, and Ko Sumii. all were just amazing. if you're really interested, ask me and i'll tell you all about the crazy stuff that happened.

a week after i got home, i move out. awesome stuff. the place we're renting is massive, and pretty cheap
it's really great. Living with one of my mates, and so far its been good. yay!
6 years ago  |  Comments (3)  |  + 2 Ditto
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