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Grinds My GearsYou know what really Grinds My Gears? How Relationships Cost so Much. Think about it: Going out to Eat When you go on a Date you usually go to a nice Restaurant Not McDonalds or Something Cheap, Which The Guy pays for and that can be Expensive especially If they order something like Lobster and then they ask if its to much and you say "No no its fine" meanwhile Your eating the Free Bread sticks and Water. *Reward:Kiss,M aking out* *Expenses: Nice Place is $50 or more Cheap Place....Don't lie You never Take a girl somewhere cheap* Movie Date You go to a movie......Mai nly Her Choice (Even though you pay she chooses) Once SHE Chooses and you find where to sit and get comfortable right before the previews start she all of a sudden she asks for you to get up and get something for her to eat, and then you say "What do you want?" then she says "Ummmmm.. What do they have?........" Then you get mad and say the same thing they always have! but then you calm down and keep hoping that you still get sex. Then the girl sits there for 5mins thinking about what she wants and then starts saying things they don't sell like a taco or some random thing like that. Then you start saying how they don't sell that and the previews are starting when finally they say something that the movies actually sell so you rush to the store and buy the food and run back catching the last couple previews when she starts complaining about the food and you say "Im sorry but they only had this" and then she sighs and eats it anyways *Reward: Feeling her up, Kissing/Suckin g Face, Maybe a Hand Job, Maybe Oral, If Lucky Sex.....Or screw around the whole time and not watch the movie.* *Expenses:$30 for Movie Tickets $30 for Snacks and Ect All together it can be up to $100* Anniversary You have to Remember Your anniversary or you'll never hear the end of it. The annoying thing about anniversaries is that you have to plan a nice Dinner maybe a Show and the Gift has to be EXPENSIVE if its not....then your screwed. A tip is Get Jewelry and make sure its nice. *Rewards:Kissi ng, Sex, and everything in between.* *Expenses:$70s or up on Present, $50 or up on Dinner I don't understand why Women make men spend so much...especia lly if the know they don't have a lot. Thats Why Relationships are to expensive And thats what Grinds My Gears!  Grinds My GearsYou know what really Grinds My Gears? How Relationships Cost so Much. Think about it: Going out to Eat When you go on a Date you usually go to a nice Restaurant Not McDonalds or Something Cheap, Which The Guy pays for and that can be Expensive especially If they order something like Lobster and then they ask if its to much and you say "No no its fine" meanwhile Your eating the Free Bread sticks and Water. *Reward:Kiss,M aking out* *Expenses: Nice Place is $50 or more Cheap Place....Don't lie You never Take a girl somewhere cheap* Movie Date You go to a movie......Mai nly Her Choice (Even though you pay she chooses) Once SHE Chooses and you find where to sit and get comfortable right before the previews start she all of a sudden she asks for you to get up and get something for her to eat, and then you say "What do you want?" then she says "Ummmmm.. What do they have?........" Then you get mad and say the same thing they always have! but then you calm down and keep hoping that you still get sex. Then the girl sits there for 5mins thinking about what she wants and then starts saying things they don't sell like a taco or some random thing like that. Then you start saying how they don't sell that and the previews are starting when finally they say something that the movies actually sell so you rush to the store and buy the food and run back catching the last couple previews when she starts complaining about the food and you say "Im sorry but they only had this" and then she sighs and eats it anyways *Reward: Feeling her up, Kissing/Suckin g Face, Maybe a Hand Job, Maybe Oral, If Lucky Sex.....Or screw around the whole time and not watch the movie.* *Expenses:$30 for Movie Tickets $30 for Snacks and Ect All together it can be up to $100* Anniversary You have to Remember Your anniversary or you'll never hear the end of it. The annoying thing about anniversaries is that you have to plan a nice Dinner maybe a Show and the Gift has to be EXPENSIVE if its not....then your screwed. A tip is Get Jewelry and make sure its nice. *Rewards:Kissi ng, Sex, and everything in between.* *Expenses:$70s or up on Present, $50 or up on Dinner I don't understand why Women make men spend so much...especia lly if the know they don't have a lot. Thats Why Relationships are to expensive And thats what Grinds My Gears!
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Grinds my GearsYou know what really grinds my gears? God dang bronies! Why do they all of a sudden become obsess about little 6 year old girl shows? Why not go to a cooler animal like a panda! Pandas have always been amazing, so out of all animals why choose a show about ponys, a little girls show about ponys about ponys to be exact. If im offending any "Bronies" out there well to bad, even game informer made a conversation about a bronie so stop being obsess with my little pony and get a girlfriend, a job, and a LIFE YOU GOD DANG DIRTY BRONIES! My friend said to me "The Broines are invading" wanna know why response "Mother of god" "we gotta stop them" and guess what happened, he was infected by the bronie virus! That is What Grinds My Gears (by the way bronies are guys most of the time 18 or older that are obsess with my little pony) [And pandas are not "panda bears" there is a difference I've done 4 book reports on them]      Grinds my GearsYou know what really grinds my gears? God dang bronies! Why do they all of a sudden become obsess about little 6 year old girl shows? Why not go to a cooler animal like a panda! Pandas have always been amazing, so out of all animals why choose a show about ponys, a little girls show about ponys about ponys to be exact. If im offending any "Bronies" out there well to bad, even game informer made a conversation about a bronie so stop being obsess with my little pony and get a girlfriend, a job, and a LIFE YOU GOD DANG DIRTY BRONIES! My friend said to me "The Broines are invading" wanna know why response "Mother of god" "we gotta stop them" and guess what happened, he was infected by the bronie virus! That is What Grinds My Gears (by the way bronies are guys most of the time 18 or older that are obsess with my little pony) [And pandas are not "panda bears" there is a difference I've done 4 book reports on them]    
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