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OblivionIt is my bitch.
My first 100% game in the 360,and just 1 day before Skyrim comes out.
MY BODY IS READY!
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Dream #3This one is going to be long.
SUPER AWESOME DREAM TRANSITION
Me and 3 people go watch the new Batman movie.
Their names were Denilson,Mafalda and Alex.
As we arrive in the cinema we find out the movie's all about Batman protecting a dark,gothic mansion from 3 waves of attacks. First there was a chick,then joker,then a white,strange version of joker that was really fucking badass.
REAL LIFE TRANSITION
You have no idea how long this batman "dream section" went on.
It was ridiculously long and detailed,and all I can remeber was a part where a building started falling,and there were some cans and pieces of paper floating on the air while blinking bright white lights.
I have no idea what that means.
SUPER AWESOME DREAM TRANSITION
After that scene,it cut to a laboratory,everyone wearing white clothes,where some dude was giving orders.
There was a woman making experiments with an african kid,and the african kid had to stay perfectly still,but the woman couldn't help but tickle the kid's foot.
The man asked her "YOU DIDN'T TOUCH IT,DID YOU?".
The woman stayed still,not saying a word.
The man killed her,and the movie ended.
There was some kind of museum on the top of the theater,something about the various uses of sand to make art.
As my 3 friends left the cinema to get something,I stayed on the museum,playing with the sand. It was magical.
It could change shapes,sizes,textures and colors,I was highly amused,when a man on his 50s wearing glasses walked next to me.
"You're doing it wrong",he said. I didn't understand it.
He grabbed the sand,made a tube,threw it on the air and it fell.
As I was watching,I realized the sand had turned into a giraffe plushie of some kind. It was amazing.
I did the same thing and proceeded to create about 10 of these giraffe plushies,but then my friends came back.
We exited the cinema and went down a hill,and Mafalda's phone fell on the water.
She looked at the phone and looked at me. Waiting for me to pick it up for her.
"You're closer. You get it.",I said.
She sat on the floor and stared at the phone,confused.
I looked at her and asked where was Alex. He was gone,and so was Denilson.
She kept looking at the phone like I wasn't there,and that's when I woke up.
Moral of the story?
I have no goddamn idea.
This dream was so detailed and long it was almost real.
I hope these dreams don't make me sound insane,they're dreams.
At least they're more exciting than real life.
Cheers.
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Dream #2Well fuck me.
SUPER AWESOME DREAM TRANSITION
Hey,I'm playing New Vegas.
I enter a huge white studio like house that has at least 3 floors. Noone's home, but I somehow knew the owners were guidos. A group of people lived there,7 or 8.
I enter and see 2 stairs,one to the right and one to the left. I go for the left one,and find myself in a room with an amplifier,a desk and a bunch of pedals. Guitar pedals. I black out,and when I wake up I see one of these on top of the desk. I pick it up and proceed to play it. I black out.
Hey,there's a dude talking to me. What the fuck.
He tells me I have to talk to the Night time Sniper to get the code to the door made out of computer terminals. I know the code,but I go to the Night time Sniper anyway. I kill him. His armor was red.
I come back,and dude starts bitching about how I shouldn't have killed the sniper. I open the door without saying a thing.
I wake up.
Moral of the story?
Sometimes people need your help to do shit.
Also,murder communist snipers. Those are the worst.
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Dream #1So,I almost never dream,but for some reason I started dreaming again.
So I had an idea!
Every little piece of my dreams I can remember,I'll post here.
Also,a warning: MY DREAMS MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE.
They are weird,confusing and ludicrous. Blame my brains.
Anyway,let's get started.
SUPER AWESOME DREAM TRANSITION
I was walking in the street,thinking about how I could change my life to a better way,when suddenly my first grade teacher from Brazil walks by,and she happens to be SailorTweek(yup).
She recognized me and I told her about my problems. Family,love,stupid teenager shit.
When suddenly I am in her house watching a tape about my school.
Yes,I do not remember the dream fully. I could lie and tell you we went to a coffe shop.
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After we stopped in a coffe shop,I went to her house to watch a tape.
Suddenly I'm watching something about corn fields. I don't know how this fits in the story,but .ANYWAY...
I "teleport" to my school,about 4 years ago. We had tons of funtimes running through corridors and throwing water balloons at teachers. We got caught.
That's when the dream ended,and this is what I think it meant.
After I told the teacher my problems,she realised I could relive my own moments through a tape recording,and maybe fix some mistakes.
I didn't. I just fucked around.
Moral of the story?
What's done's done.
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Achievement Hunter Pixels!So,the only thing I'm kind of good at is Pixel Art,so I decided to do this:
Uploaded with ImageShack.us
It was too big for the site and aparently Twitter,so I posted it in Image Shack.
Hope you like it!
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Achievement Hunter's Third Anniversary!Just about 8 months ago,I won a trip to London and got a present,a black Blu-Ray player that also happened to play games.
I bought many games,one of them was Assassin's Creed II,and I became obssesed with the Trophies for that game...so I did what every great gamer does...cheat.
I searched for Achievements for ACII,and I stumbled apon these 3 men...
Geoff Ramsey,Jack Pattilo and David Dreger.
They helped me in many achievements,until I decided to check out their site.
I discovered you guys.
A community far beyond my imagination,videos of high entertaining quality,and the most awesome guys ever,Rooster Teeth.
Just about 4 months ago I changed my username,and got an Xbox 360,and that's when I REALLY got immersed in the community.
But things had changed and I didn't even noticed it.
The crew of 8 employees of Rooster Teeth went up to 21,Achievement Hunter loss some members(I miss you Knuckles!)but won some.
Anyway,I love this community,I got to get known by the AH guys(in good and bad ways)but I think things are alright.
Only one complaint...those fucking ponies.
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